I used to take someone with me for the chemotherapy so I could do jokes. You always try and find something absurd.
Jennifer Saunders
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Life likes jokes; life is constantly making jokes, even at the most inopportune moments.
Elizabeth McCracken
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You can write jokes at any point of the day. Jokes are not that hard to write, or they shouldn't be when it is literally your job.
John Oliver
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I reserve the right to tell shaggy dog stories or even common jokes as part of what I'm doing. I don't give a damn if half the audience walks out.
David Antin
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If you let go of fart jokes, you've let go of a piece of humanity.
Andy Samberg
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I actually imagined 'Thunderbolts' as a straight-up comedy book in a lot of ways, like a very dark comedy book, whereas 'Red Lanterns' is more of a cosmic saga that has some jokes every once in a while.
Charles Soule
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I always like to make some jokes, sometimes.
Metta World Peace
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I don't do plays without jokes anymore. I've retired from those plays. I think it's bad manners to invite people to sit in the dark for two and a half hours and not tell them the joke.
Bill Nighy
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I don't perceive my role as a newsman at all. I'm a comedian from stem to stern. You can cut me open and count the rings of jokes.
Stephen Colbert
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My dad died right after performing at the Friars' roast for Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz. I have that tape somewhere. There's still a lot of good jokes in there. I mean, that was 1958.
Albert Brooks
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I don't get up, get dressed, go out, and think, 'Okay, I gotta find eight jokes.'
Steven Wright
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Any time you can build jokes around a story that resonates on an emotional level, it is going to have a big impact.
Will Arnett
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The real issues I don't think most people touch. The Clinton jokes are all about Monica Lewinsky and all that stuff and not about the important things, like the fact that he wouldn't ban landmines.
Tom Lehrer
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I'm from New York, I make kind of somewhat maybe lewd, at times - maybe some would say dirty - jokes. But in jest.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
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I never used to tell jokes on stage. Now I'm cutting up jokes all night long.
Robin Thicke
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I've always wondered, what am I going to do that's important with these stupid jokes that I tell.
Ray Romano
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If you keep making jokes like that, somebody is going to shoot you, father.
Mary Todd Lincoln
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Comedy is so collaborative. You're going to come up with better jokes with people you like joking around with. It just makes sense.
Nick Kroll
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The thing that's frustrating about improv is that even if you have the best show in the world, it's over when it's over. You get to build stand-up - I really like that aspect of it. I like writing jokes, and you don't get to do that in improv.
Michelle Wolf
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Jokes are very curious things psychologically.
James Callis
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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
Mitch Hedberg
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
George Eliot
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I have a file of four million jokes... I have them cross-indexed. Whatever subject you want, I have a joke on it.
Milton Berle
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I was very stale at Fox. Much of it was my own fault. I was lazy and didn't fight for things I wanted to do at other times. Most of my stuff consisted of setup/punchline jokes to the camera - a very old-school approach. I was part of the establishment, I guess.
Frank Caliendo
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