Nobody can write better jokes putting me down than me.
Garry Shandling
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I'm sure we, the American people, are the butt of jokes by those in power.
Alice Walker
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I don't really write jokes down. I tend to have a premise that I work out and test on stage.
Adam DeVine
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Even 'Lord of the Rings' had dwarf-tossing jokes in it. It's like, 'Really?'
Peter Dinklage
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Now I put up something, and I have to think, 'Oh, there are millions of people watching, and some of them could be affected by the jokes I make.'
Shane Dawson
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I enjoy jokes, smiling, and making people smile. I may be a little different, but that's OK, who wants to be normal anyway?
Tim Duncan
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I can't crack jokes because I don't have any.
Rene Redzepi
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Jokes are grievances.
Marshall McLuhan
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A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true.
Jimmy Carr
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When I first started on Twitter, a relative asked, 'Aren't you concerned with giving away your jokes?' I don't think of it that way. That's my content, and that's what I do.
Julie Klausner
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Regular panelists on shows can be terrifying. They own that space, and many guest comics suspect they are favoured in the edit, while their own hilarious jokes end up being ejected into the ether.
Jo Brand
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I got all sorts of great Nebraska jokes.
Gordon Gee
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Pulled pork jokes never get old.
Joel Edgerton
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I tell the most horrible jokes.
Emmanuelle Chriqui
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When you've been doing comedy for forty years, you really do know most of the jokes. And even if you don't know a specific joke, you can pretty much guess what it's going to be.
John Cleese
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Don't make jokes about food.
David Lean
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Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them.
John Lasseter
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Several of my uncles are comedians. My father is a comedian; my grandfather was known for his jokes. It definitely runs in the family.
Charlie Murphy
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I'm a Macintosh nut. I got my PowerBook, so if I'm not writing jokes, I'm working on that.
Jeff Dunham
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There's a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that's a bit blurred in my mind.
Bo Burnham
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I'm a taker in terms of jokes. I love to hear a good joke, but I don't retain jokes. I'm not a good teller of jokes.
Steve Carell
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People always talk about my heel/face turns. One of the jokes in America is I've had more turns than NASCAR.
Big Show
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What I like about the jokes, to me it's a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense, or it won't be funny.
Steven Wright
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There is not a racist bone in my dad's body. He doesn't even laugh at distasteful jokes.
Alan Wilson
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