Albert Brooks Quotes

My dad died right after performing at the Friars' roast for Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz. I have that tape somewhere. There's still a lot of good jokes in there. I mean, that was 1958.

Albert Brooks

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: July 22, 1947

Topics

GoodMeanRightBallJokesStill

Even Castles made of sand, fall into the sea, eventually.

Jimi Hendrix

SeaSandFallCastlesEvenMade

I have a sensible set of values that tell me to never lie.

John Lydon

LieMeValuesNeverTellSensible

When I became a songwriter, it was out of some sort of desperation. I needed to create something. I had to latch on to something, and the guitar was what I grabbed.

Mary Gauthier

GuitarCreateDesperationOutSome

I'm really tall - almost six feet - and my features tend to be extreme, especially on TV.

Missi Pyle

FeetTallExtremeAlmostSixTV

We've all met those who seem to radiate happiness. They seem to smile more than others; they laugh more than others - just being around them makes us happier as well.

Joseph B. Wirthlin

SmileHappinessLaughOthersMore

We have to talk a little trash to sell fights, talk more, because we know we will profit more from that. It's important.

Jose Aldo

ProfitKnowImportantTrashTalk

When you break up, your whole identity is shattered. It's like death.

Dennis Quaid

DeathIdentityYouUpBreakWhole

When I was a kid, I used to cry every time I lost a game, up until, like, the 8th grade. I used to go ballistic. I used to go crazy. If I cried, it'd be like, 'Ah, Chris is crying again... damn it... come on, get in the car.' All that over one game. I hated to lose.

Chris Bosh

CarTimeCrazyGameLoseLost

If you dream and you allow yourself to dream you can do anything. And that's what this Olympic medal represents.

Clara Hughes

YourselfYouDreamAnythingOlympic

Writers are a superstitious cowardly lot, and we loathe learning new computer applications to do something that, let's be honest, we could accomplish equally well with pen and paper - especially when that application is as unconventional as Scrivener.

Antony Johnston

LearningPenAccomplishNewHonest

As an entertainment journalist for over a decade, I travel to great places for work, from red carpets in Rio, movie premieres in London to celebrity sit-downs in Bora Bora.

Ashlan Gorse Cousteau

WorkGreatTravelRedPlacesLondon

Obviously, the good thing about golf, it's difficult to really, really blow it after five holes unless it goes really, really, really... really, really, really wrong. But you still have 13 to go, and if you have a good run, where you make five or six birdies, you can get it back somehow.

Sergio Garcia

GoodGolfYouBackWrongRun

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