I'm proud that I don't make crazy jokes anymore.
Shane Dawson
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Everyone for the most part is really nice. There have always been jokes, but that's part of being in the spotlight. You can't make everyone completely happy.
Tina Yothers
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We write for those who get the musical jokes. But for those who don't, there is always something else going on. That's why we have such a widespread audience.
Richard Hyung-ki Joo
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You never want to be the one who everyone is going to bust jokes on. The only way to prevent that is to be good at something.
Marshawn Lynch
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If I had to write long-form stuff with descriptions of rooms, it would be so boring for me. I like writing dialogue and jokes and situational stuff.
Justin Theroux
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There have been some very extreme hecklers in audiences whose bile was so hateful and so meant that it would be a bit frightening to think that all I'm doing is jokes and yet someone hates me that much.
Jo Brand
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I'm used to explaining to people why my jokes were funny.
Gilbert Gottfried
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I did my first set at a talent show, and I couldn't finish because the judges didn't like my jokes. They were 'offensive.'
Jermaine Fowler
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When there are no women on the tour it can get awful and ugly - constant horrible jokes and gross behaviour. It needs to be leavened with a feminine presence.
Evan Dando
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I'm just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes. I'm not Mr. Debonair Suave. I'm just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes. That doesn't sound very hot to me.
Jensen Ackles
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If you don't have your experiences in the moment, if you gloss them over with jokes or zoom past them, you end up with curiously dispassionate memories.
David Rakoff
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People are always going to say stupid things, and you're always going to be able to make jokes about that, but it should be the last thing you add in, because it's the easiest thing.
John Oliver
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You step in with the Seth Rogens of the world, you better have some jokes.
Charlie Hunnam
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Up until college age I was using the typical little-boy dummy that sits on the knee and makes woodpecker jokes. My first original character didn't happen until later, and that was Jose the Jalapeno on a Stick.
Jeff Dunham
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Really, I'm pretty laid-back, always cracking jokes.
Chace Crawford
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Awards shows have devolved into self-parodies - liberals in limos, corny insider jokes delivered by the hosts among bad teleprompter reading from the some of the best thespians on the planet.
John Ridley
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Jay Leno told me once, 'Don't do jokes about things you don't know about.'
Bill Engvall
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Kyriakos Papadopoulos is really funny. So is Karim Bellarabi. They are full of jokes in the dressing room.
Son Heung-min
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As you get older, as you become more sensitive, feel more, it becomes harder to make jokes. You censor yourself.
Alan King
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The main jokes in this film are about big things, love and life and zombies - we all get that.
Simon Pegg
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Rogers
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But television, when I was doing it, was all about scoring. You had to make these jokes bang, do whatever you could to make the material really pop. And if it didn't, there was something wrong with the material, or with you.
Tom Hanks
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I don't like any one race or look or type of guy. My tastes as far as looks go are very diverse. I like guys with scruffy beards and leather jackets, but I also like a clean-cut 'GQ'-type guy, so my tastes are very ranged among somebody who laughs at my dumb jokes, too. I have plenty of them.
Sasha Grey
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I think jokes can actually go to places that drama can't.
Robert Webb
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