Bill Nighy Quotes

I don't do plays without jokes anymore. I've retired from those plays. I think it's bad manners to invite people to sit in the dark for two and a half hours and not tell them the joke.

Bill Nighy

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: english
  • Birth: December 12, 1949

Topics

PeopleThinkBadDarkMannersJokes

People don't want to see women doing things they don't think women should do.

Joan Jett

WomenPeopleThinkDoingWantSee

I was not an attractive child.

Joan Rivers

ChildAttractive

I like a decent funeral, and God knows in my family we've seen enough of them. Looking through family photographs now is like watching an episode of 'Dad's Army.'

Matt Roper

FamilyGodLookingArmyEnoughNow

I can't stand being late. I try to be professional. I try not to let people down. But people let me down. That's why I don't rely on anyone to call me. That's why I have clocks as well as people. I have to be able to call myself; it's the only way to be sure.

Spike Milligan

MyselfPeopleMeStandLateDown

'Your Dog' I tried to re-record at my house, like, four times after the studio recordings were done.

Soccer Mommy

DogHouseDoneFourYourTried

My father drove a truck, and my mother was a school teacher. They wanted their children to go the traditional route: get good grades, go to college, get a job.

Tony Rock

GoodFatherMotherChildrenTeacher

There's a difference between solitude and loneliness. I can understand the concept of being a monk for a while.

Tom Hanks

LonelinessSolitudeI CanUnderstand

In some places women have all the rights they deserve and in others there are big restrictions - in some countries they even mutilate women.

Michelle Bachelet

WomenPlacesDeserveOthersBig

I have numerous people who have expressed a willingness to be plaintiffs.

Michael Newdow

PeopleWillingnessWhoNumerous

In a perfect world, I would never do any interviews, and probably there would be one photo out there of me, and that would be it.

Lorde

MeWorldPerfectNeverOutWould

I don't think I can tell any stories about how I lived in a van in Alaska. I grew up in the suburbs, I even had my own room. We weren't poor. Everything was very normal.

Lisa Loeb

ThinkI CanPoorMy OwnEverything

Couples that do save have stronger, more stable, less stressful unions. In other words, you don't want to be fighting about saving; you just want to be saving, period.

Jean Chatzky

WordsFightingStrongerYouWant

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