Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.
Zach Galifianakis
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People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.
Dolly Parton
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The jokes I was always attracted to, and that I would tell for the longest, were jokes where I cared about the subject. Whenever I wrote a joke where I didn't care, even if it was really funny, the third time I told it, it would lose steam.
W. Kamau Bell
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It seems that two of the most basic forms of comedy are jokes and stories. And, of course, they are not mutually exclusive.
Demetri Martin
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Yes, my mom does keep making references to marriage, like all mothers do, but it's only in a lighter mood... she just jokes.
Saina Nehwal
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If you do a joke that's really old, then what happens is people on Reddit and Twitter just go, 'Real original, you're just doing old jokes!' But bands do it all the time.
Chris Hardwick
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One nice thing about making jokes is that you don't have to prove them.
P. J. O'Rourke
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I like questions that tee me up to make weird jokes, frankly.
Colson Whitehead
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I am not so secretly a comedian. I write a lot of my own material if you've seen videos I've done. I write jokes.
Laura Benanti
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I like situational comedy when people are being completely serious and yet you can find something extremely funny, not jokes.
Bruce Robinson
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The subconscious doesn't distinguish sarcasm and jokes. It just accepts what it hears. That's the power of words.
India Arie
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I came out of the womb singing, dancing, and telling awkward jokes.
Annaleigh Ashford
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Times change. The farmer's daughter now tells jokes about the traveling salesman.
Carey Williams
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Wijnaldum always tries to do some jokes inside the dressing room. He's always winding people up. He always tries to speak in Portuguese or Spanish with us and dancing.
Philippe Coutinho
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Anybody can make jokes. But unless they come from conviction, and there's truth in them, you haven't nailed it. They aren't as funny as they could be, and they don't make a point.
Dan Jenkins
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I think writers have become hypnotised by the number of jokes on the page at the expense of character.
Sherwood Schwartz
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I tell a lot of fart and poop jokes. I can't help it. I have no filter, and it just comes out.
Tyler Posey
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Fart jokes still work for me.
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
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I grew up in the projects. You have no choice but to fight. My jokes used to get me in fights.
Marlon Wayans
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Democrats are like a big tortoise that's on its back and can't get up; you can't make jokes about that.
Lewis Black
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I don't see anyone avoiding the Stones because DJs make jokes about them being a part of the Geritol set. All it does is make the DJs look stupid.
Joe Perry
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I guess I'm like Roger Miller who used to say that he didn't have as many jokes as he thought he did.
Glen Campbell
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I am constantly the butt of jokes.
Jerry Reinsdorf
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One of the great things about kids is they haven't heard a lot of the old jokes. You can get away with the corny ones.
Fred Willard
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