I want to be remembered for my poop jokes. Those are the most important kind.
Eric Andre
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I suppose I'm going on stage and making jokes about the fact that the audience are expecting the show to be about something and that they might learn something.
Andrew Lawrence
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I've never really told jokes. I'm not good at it.
David E. Kelley
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I love the idea that we put in jokes the kids don't get. And that later, when they grow up and read a few books and go to college and watch the show again, they can get it on a completely different level.
Matt Groening
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Comedy has bits, has jokes, has stories, and it has characters.
Charlie Murphy
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On the set I make jokes I can't get too involved, or it turns into sentimental soup. I try to keep it light.
Michael Haneke
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My favourite things are jokes, friendliness and feeling comfortable.
Billy Childish
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I tell jokes for a check; I'm on TV for a check.
Steve Harvey
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I crack jokes and play games and that's really more my nature than being cold.
Bernhard Langer
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Only one in four jokes ever works, and I still can't predict what people will laugh at.
Steven Wright
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I had a moment where I was onstage once... As a comedian, you just think, 'Be funny as possible all the time - like, funny at all costs - jokes, jokes, jokes.' That's how my mentality was.
Whitney Cummings
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'All Def' is unlike any other comedy show or set because 'All Def' goes back to the essence of how urban comedy started. We give it a 'stoop appeal.' A stoop appeal is important for us because it's where pretty much all black comics started doing their standup: cracking jokes on the stoop, in the hood.
Tony Rock
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I'm pretty laid-back in real life. I just love hanging with my friends and making jokes. The jokes don't stop - literally, all day.
The Weeknd
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I know that drummers tend to be the butt of a thousand jokes, usually from the uninformed and untalented, but I always felt I had an important role.
Roger Taylor
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I make terrible jokes every time I go into a hospital. I think it's a defence mechanism.
Sanjeev Bhaskar
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