Steven Wright Quotes

I don't get up, get dressed, go out, and think, 'Okay, I gotta find eight jokes.'

Steven Wright

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Everything about being a teenager and not feeling like you fit in is just magnified by being a mutant!

Anna Paquin

YouFeelingEverythingBeingJust

Right now, computers, which are supposed to be our servant, are oppressing us.

Jef Raskin

ComputersNowRightServantUsOur

Remember: you cannot build a better mouse trap by fixing the old one - NewCo demands active ownership, and that activity is not the sum of doing multiple jobs but, instead, the sum of implementing paradigm-shifting changes that create new industries and solutions.

Michael Gerber

BetterDoingRememberOwnershipYou

Our greatest privilege and responsibility as leaders of the House Committee on Veterans' Affairs is to provide our veterans with a system that cares for their wounds and ensures that they have an opportunity to succeed.

Steve Buyer

OpportunityResponsibilitySucceed

Ultimately, we're in the service business. We will always have an important human element.

Steve Easterbrook

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When I first arrived in the U.S. House of Representatives, I naively believed that it was primarily the Democrats who were committed to open borders. But I quickly learned the entire Republican establishment also supported a policy of immigration non-enforcement.

Tom Tancredo

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Travel is the best and probably cheapest graduate school you can buy.

Tom Freston

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There's a book called 'The Shack' - it had a lot to do with me coming full circle, meeting my birth mother. Awhile back, my birth mom and my adopted mom came to my show together, and it was pretty surreal.

Rodney Atkins

MotherTogetherMeMomBookBack

I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.

Ron White

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I have on my bookshelf a book called 'Movie Monsters' by Alan Ormsby, a kids' book I got when I was in kindergarten. It started there.

Jason Henderson

BookKindergartenMonstersStarted

I have never seen a game's graphics look so sharp and clean. The sound design for the game is also unique on the Xbox. The memory on this system allowed us to provide the user with 5.1 Dolby surround sound for home theatre owners.

Don Bluth

HomeMemoryTheatreGameDesign

If a person lies to you about what's in their bank account, they'll lie to you about other things as well.

Christie Brinkley

LieYouPersonBankThingsWell

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