Milton Berle Quotes

I have a file of four million jokes... I have them cross-indexed. Whatever subject you want, I have a joke on it.

Milton Berle

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: July 12, 1908 - March 27, 2002

Topics

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Fake eyelashes can instantly give me a more dramatic look and also help to accentuate my eyes, which are a focal point to achieving the Lion Babe look.

Jillian Hervey

EyesLionMeFakeHelpLook

I think we can bring a new retail language to Rockefeller Center that would really change Midtown.

Jerry Speyer

ChangeThinkLanguageNewBring

We can all agree that first loves can be a scary thing, and that growing up is hard to do.

Meg Cabot

Growing UpGrowingFirstHardScary

Many people crave security and stability rather than risk-taking, and that doesn't make them any less American. They are the workers rather than the job creators, and all societies need both.

John Podhoretz

JobPeopleAmericanSecurityNeed

When I have to play the same role every day, I have the flexibility to play the character in so many different ways. It's almost like playing five different roles.

Simon Baker

CharacterDayEvery DayPlaySame

One thing I always heard from the begining when I talked about this being a movie - was that the rule is that animated movies don't work unless they're Disney movies for kids. Unless they're family movies.

Mike Judge

WorkFamilyMoviesAlwaysRuleKids

Dependency is death to initiative, to risk-taking and opportunity. It's time to stop the spread of government dependency and fight it like the poison it is.

Mitt Romney

OpportunityTimeDeathFightStop

Possibly because I've lived so much of my life in difficult circumstances, I think I have a more profound understanding of life.

Mo Yan

LifeThinkMy LifeUnderstanding

God gives us the ability, but rock 'n' roll was created by men.

Little Richard

GodMenRockAbilityUsRoll

Were I as base as is the lowly plain, And you, my Love, as high as heaven above, Yet should the thoughts of me, your humble swain,.

Joshua Sylvester

LoveHumbleMeThoughtsYouHeaven

Shutterstock has evolved from an image-based marketplace for small businesses to a much broader platform, with a large and expanding addressable market opportunity.

Jon Oringer

OpportunitySmallMarketMuchLarge

Poets are always making waves. I mean, you know, in an ideal situation, the ideal republic can't tolerate poets because - it isn't that they mutter and criticize; it is that the poet does not accept the situation called the 'perfect' condition of man - in other words, perfect in the materialistic sense.

Derek Walcott

WordsManWavesYouPerfectKnow

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