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You learn what can become a good joke and can be repeatable. You have a shorthand about how to introduce a joke to someone.

Good Learn Someone You Become Joke

That's the joke about confinement pigs: they taste like whatever sauce you cook them with.

You Joke Taste Whatever Pigs Sauce

I get just as much of a thrill out of constructing a good sentence that gets a laugh at the end as I do from a joke.

Good End Laugh Joke Out Get

The fact is, the Middle East has been going crazy for 50, 60, 70 years. So it's not like, 'Oh, I need an ISIS joke.'

Crazy Need Years Joke Going Middle

A lot of the joke of 'The Windsors' is this ridiculous idea of what might happen behind closed doors.

Doors Ridiculous Happen Joke Idea

You could read Kant by yourself, if you wanted; but you must share a joke with some one else.

Robert Louis Stevenson

Yourself You Joke Share Must Some

There are certain things I don't want to joke about. If it's about somebody else, it's fine. If it's about me, I think it's totally insensitive!

Gilbert Gottfried

Me Think Want Joke Things Fine

My only rule about a joke is that it should be funny.

Funny Joke Rule Only Should About

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.

Aim Human Him Joke Human Being He

Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke.

Clever Joke Call Sharp Seldom Noted

When you have a tough childhood, you either cry or make a joke.

Elizabeth Rodriguez

Childhood Tough You Cry Joke Either

It's very interesting, the joke comes first and then the wording comes within five seconds, maybe ten seconds. My thing is to get the joke across in as few words as possible. However, sometimes a word that's not really needed does help the rhythm of it. It's a gut feeling.

Words Interesting Help Possible Joke

Even when I lecture per se, I am a joke comedian, I can do the voices.

I Am I Can Joke Voices Even Lecture

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.

Forgiveness Great Me Joke Jokes Big

The U.K. and Europe in general seem to be a lot more patient. The U.S. are expecting 'joke joke joke joke joke joke joke.' They don't actually sit and listen to you.

You Listen More Joke Patient Europe

Toni Morrison was a big influence on my work since I was a teenager, what she did with English. I joke that I think she speaks 20 Englishes simultaneously, that she knows how to do that.

Robin Coste Lewis

Work Influence Think She Joke Big

After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked a bunch of times, and then one night it'll flop.

Night You Know Sometimes Joke Works

I write these shows one joke at a time. There's no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there's not continuity.

Time Try Write Joke Order Stories

We get the worrywart, the hypochondriac, the money-grubbing miser, the intractable negotiator... Some would say certain of these refer to the stereotypical, or 'stage' Jew. But objectively speaking, the only crime in humor is an unfunny joke.

Humor Say Crime Stage Joke Get

Let's be completely honest: the Trump campaign's social media was a joke.

Social Media Media Joke Honest Trump

Just like a comedian has a certain joke or a jazz musician has a riff that they know will get the crowd, a tap dancer always has a step.

Step Know Jazz Will Always Joke

A joke bombing on stage doesn't bother me, especially if it's intended to bomb.

Me Stage Joke Bother Bomb Bombing

A lot of comedies fall apart because they just go from joke to joke, and the characters are all sort of being crazy off on their own.

Crazy Fall Go Joke Own Off

Behind every racist joke is a scientific fact.

Milo Yiannopoulos

Joke Behind Fact Every Scientific

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