Ron White Quotes

I write these shows one joke at a time. There's no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there's not continuity.

Ron White

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Do we really need to arm our citizens with machine guns or semiautomatic weapons? And don't we need to make sure that people who do own guns are qualified to own them?

Jeff Bridges

PeopleNeedGunsOwnSureMachine

At the beginning of the 20th century, the Conservative cabinet was called Hotel Cecil.

Michael Gove

BeginningHotelConservativeCentury

I try to be regimented and try to stay healthy and work out and eat properly and go to sleep. And not get too caught up in the industry in my regular life, so I can save all my expression and energy for my art.

Mitski

LifeWorkArtSleepEnergyI Can

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends.

Divyanka Tripathi

LifeFamilyGoodHappinessFreedom

I'm a very curious person.

Domenico Dolce

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Concord, solidarity, and mutual help are the most important means of enabling animal species to survive.

Christian Lous Lange

AnimalSurviveHelpImportantMeans

Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, 'you don't mention that part here.' But that's what's interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.

Bob Saget

PeopleInterestingYouKnowWayWho

Since most scientists are just a bit religious, and most religious are seldom wholly unscientific, we find humanity in a comical position. His scientific intellect believes in the possibility of miracles inside a black hole, while his religious intellect believes in them outside it.

William Golding

BlackHumanityFindMiraclesOutside

You get to crack the code of the play. You get to really pick at it and see, 'What is the story that we're telling?' 'What are the clues in the text that I can find that will help inform what story we're telling?' It's almost like a detective mystery.

Phillipa Soo

StoryHelpMysteryYouFindPlay

Becoming pregnant can be difficult at the best of times.

Penny Junor

BestDifficultBecomingPregnant

I think every artist needs a rule that's stupid but that helps him, like a deadline would.

Thomas Mars

StupidThinkArtistHimDeadline

Some Iraqi troops aren't willing to fight for their government. But many Shiites appear willing to fight for their religious leaders.

Richard Engel

GovernmentFightLeadersWilling

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