I couldn't afford to get sick in prison. My sickle cell is no joke, so I couldn't eat poorly or not exercise. And everything in jail is designed to do the exact opposite.
Prodigy
SickPrisonExerciseJailEatJoke
It's an ongoing joke that a black man is always the first one to get killed in movies.
J. B. Smoove
ManBlackMoviesFirstAlwaysJoke
Donald Trump has been saying that he will run for president as a Republican, which is surprising since I just assumed he was running as a joke.
Seth Meyers
SayingDonald TrumpRunWillJoke
Sometimes my colleagues joke and call me Hannah.
Hanoi Hannah
MeColleaguesSometimesJokeCall
I joke with my kids, who love history, that I'll be the only governor to be elected twice in his first term.
Scott Walker
LoveHistoryFirstJokeTwiceKids
See, justice is a joke in this country, and it stinks of its hypocricy.
H. Rap Brown
JusticeCountrySeeJokeStinks
I joke that, 'Give us forty-two minutes, and we'll get your bad guy for you.'
Thomas Gibson
YouBadBad GuyJokeGuyUs
Politicians have such large egos that it usually takes them an inordinately long time to grasp when they've become a pathetic joke.
Timothy Noah
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ICG became a dot-com joke, a one-stock example of extreme hubris on the part of its management and the investment bankers and sell-side analysts who embarrassed themselves by pumping it up.
Adam Lashinsky
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Desegregation is a joke.
Nina Simone
Joke
Whenever we're on the red carpet, we look like competition winners. It's a joke.
Dan Smith
CompetitionRedLookWinnersJoke
I love doing six versions of any joke, so if they'll give me six takes, I'd love to do it.
Ryan Reynolds
LoveMeDoingJokeGive MeGive
British politics, as the world knows, is a joke. Yet it's rarely funny.
Morrissey
FunnyPoliticsWorldJokeBritish
Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.
Joe Bob Briggs
MenTraditionClubJokeOutAlmost
I always made the joke that I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall when Warner Brothers first put 'Tusk' on and listened to it in their boardroom as a follow-up to 'Rumours.'
Lindsey Buckingham
FlyLovedWallFirstAlwaysJoke
I've always liked a good joke that everybody can laugh at.
John Cameron Mitchell
GoodLaughAlwaysJokeEverybody
My reputation as a ladies' man was a joke. It caused me to laugh bitterly through the 10,000 nights I spent alone.
Leonard Cohen
AloneManMeReputationLaughJoke
Lacroix has been fantastic. He's very nice. He gets the joke, and I think that's a good thing.
Jennifer Saunders
GoodThinkNiceJokeBeenFantastic
I feel dyslexia is a strong point in me now. I usually joke that it's like a superpower - you only have it if you've got it!
James William Middleton
MeStrongFeelYouNowJoke
When somebody says something as a joke, the British press take things and twist them.
Mel B
JokeTakeBritishTwistSomething
There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes his whole universe for a vast practical joke.
Herman Melville
LifeManUniverseStrangeJokeCall
I never talk about my work as a joke.
Maurizio Cattelan
WorkTalkNeverJokeAbout
I typically start out almost every speech I give making some kind of joke about me being in a wheelchair.
Greg Abbott
MeStartSpeechKindJokeOut
I never told a joke in my life.
Andy Kaufman
LifeMy LifeNeverJoke
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