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Joke Quotes

I used to joke I was a point-and-click actor. My whole process has been about trusting your instincts and hitting your mark.

Daniel Radcliffe

Process Actor Joke Mark Used Been

The joke I always make is I'm either running for reelection, running for Senate, running for governor, or running for my life. The latter is also a viable possibility.

Life My Life Always Joke Senate

Cartooning is about deconstruction: you gotta tear something down to make a joke.

Berkeley Breathed

You Down Joke Something Make About

I joke around all the time, 'I'm Asian; I'm really good at math.'

Good Time Joke Asian Math Around

Vanity was a joke. She was an image created to make money.

Money Vanity She Image Joke Created

The joke in aviation is, 'If you want to make a million, you'd better start with £10m.'

Bruce Dickinson

Start Better You Want Aviation Joke

When I write, I create really absurd situations which become false because I am after the joke.

I Am Create Become Write Joke False

I've had shows where, afterwards, people have commented or hoped I would talk more about something in politics or that I would make a joke about Mitch McConnell or something like that.

Politics People Talk More Joke Like

The English had hit upon a splendid joke. They intended to catch me or to bring me down.

Manfred von Richthofen

Me Down Joke Bring Catch English

It was a complete surprise when Warren called me at my office at Yahoo, and my secretary said it was Warren Buffett. I figured it was a friend of mine playing a joke on me.

Friend Me Surprise Said Office Joke

Running for me is a sport. It's not a joke. It's serious.

Me Serious Joke Running Sport

There was no joke I could make that was too offensive. I can actually remember at least one time where my mother told me something that, I was like, 'whoa!'

Seth MacFarlane

Mother Time Me Remember I Can Joke

Often women are pitted against each other for an easy joke, so they fight or steal each other's boyfriends. That's not really true to life.

Life Women Fight Easy True Joke

Only in the mystery novel are we delivered final and unquestionable solutions. The joke to me is that fiction gives you a truth that reality can't deliver.

Truth Me Reality Mystery You Joke

I used to joke that I came to England - not to the U.S. where most Koreans go - because I like Arthur Conan Doyle and Agatha Christie.

Go Joke Where Used Because Like

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