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Aziz Ansari Quotes

After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked a bunch of times, and then one night it'll flop.

Aziz Ansari

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 23, 1983

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Night You Know Sometimes Joke Works

I was the classic liberal, left-wing, 'Theater is going to change the world' kind of person. You know, very, very boring.

Stephen Moyer

Change Change The World World You

I get sent a lot of scripts which feature him as a kind of all-purpose Victorian literary character and really understand little, if anything, about him, his life or his books.

Simon Callow

Life Character Kind Understand Him

I've always viewed myself as a behind-the-scenes person rather than in front of the camera.

Tommy Mottola

Myself Camera Person Always Rather

John Kennedy had so many different medical problems that began when he was a boy. He started out with intestinal problems... spastic colitis.

Robert Dallek

Medical Problems Boy Out Started He

Oppression is something that one group of people commits against another group specifically because of a threatening characteristic shared by the latter group.

Robin Morgan

People Group Oppression Something

As a creative individual, I really go out of my way to avoid the corporate scene in terms of songwriting. If the first question is how much money is it going to make, I'm going to be in trouble anyway.

Rodney Crowell

Money Creative Trouble Go Way First

Lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender teens are bullied and ostracized in epidemic proportions. It's disgusting, and it must change.

Monica Raymund

Change Gay Transgender Bisexual Must

Ms. Clinton, like the Obama administration more broadly, believes that appeasing Islamists... promotes peace and stability.

Louie Gohmert

Peace More Stability Like Believes

I'm of the opinion that life doesn't always tie up neatly at the end of the episode.

Joshua Jackson

Life Opinion End Always Tie Up

Prophets have no other purpose, no other mission except to serve God.

Joseph B. Wirthlin

God Purpose Mission Serve Prophets

The truth is, every movie is a message movie. It's just that most movies have messages that are in lock step with the status quo.

Boots Riley

Truth Step Truth Is Movies Status

In a competition, there's always winners and losers. And I think everyone is here to win, which makes it fun for us all.

Antonio Brown

Competition Fun Win Think Winners