There's no such thing as a hit joke.
Ron White
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Will Rogers
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As the old joke goes, I have all the sins together. I am a woman, a Socialist, separated and agnostic.
Michelle Bachelet
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The joke or the pratfall is easy for me to do.
Sandra Bullock
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I usually joke around, especially on set.
Michael Pena
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What you never want to do is have a story that doesn't track emotionally, because then you're going joke to joke and you're going to fatigue the audience. The only thing that's going to string them to the next joke is how successful the previous joke is.
Paul Feig
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Like every comedian, if I heard a joke that I thought would work, I used it.
Milton Berle
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When I'm up on stage and do a joke, half the people interpret it one way and half of them interpret it the way I want them to.
Maria Bamford
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A Swedish newspaper reporter called and said, You've been awarded the Prize. I was quite sure it was a practical joke.
Joshua Lederberg
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Being mentally ill is not a joke. It is a most painful thing.
Jaggi Vasudev
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A joke is a joke. There's an expression - I don't know if you have it - that's 'adding insult to injury.'
Jon Stewart
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Portland hardly got to have an identity before that identity became a joke - I live in a joke. Seattle at least got to wear out its identity before it became a joke.
Isaac Brock
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I'm not freakishly short. I had, on my show, used shortness as a joke subject; it didn't really bother me.
Dick Cavett
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I guess I feel like somebody flipped a switch, and the whole world is in Technicolor now.
Caroline Rhea
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I definitely have friends who gave me a tag for a joke I already had. Like, 'Here's another line.' A tag is, 'Oooooh, it's an industry term.' It's like, there's the punchline, and a tag is like a secondary punchline.
Chris Cubas
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After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding.
Dave Chappelle
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U.S. soldiers, with whom I now have more than a passing acquaintance, joke that they track my movements in order to know where they will be deployed next.
Christiane Amanpour
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There is a joke that your hammer will always find nails to hit. I find that perfectly acceptable.
Benoit Mandelbrot
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Directing a television episode is no joke, and it's incredibly difficult and especially when you're acting in it as well.
Brian J. Smith
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A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh.
Wanda Sykes
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Whatever happened to a good pie-in-the-face joke?
Brooke Elliott
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At nine, my mom used to tell me she saw an Olympic medalist in me. I used to take it as a joke, but she was very serious.
Saina Nehwal
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'30 Rock' is probably one of my favorite shows. It's just joke after joke after joke.
Alison Brie
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I grew up in the inner city. It wasn't a joke.
Nafessa Williams
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