Directing a movie is serious, it's not a joke.
Fred Durst
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This is the joke of me being a part of 'Lost': I haven't met three-quarters of that cast.
Sonya Walger
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As Asian-Americans, the charge that is often lobbed against us is sort of the least original: the idea that somehow we're perpetual foreigners, that we can't be trusted, and that even my father, who was patriotic to the point that it was kind of a joke among his children, would be accused of being disloyal to America.
David Henry Hwang
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When you haven't got a job, a joke is about the only thing that's free.
Simon Beaufoy
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Audiences are always better pleased with a smart retort, some joke or epigram, than with any amount of reasoning.
Charlotte Perkins Gilman
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We made the joke when we screened 'Bucket List' that there was 100% desire to see amongst our demographic with a 40% ability to get them to see it.
Rob Reiner
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It was funny to hear that I'd slapped Bieber. I thought it was a joke. Then it blew up. I probably got 50 texts about it.
Blake Griffin
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The joke in our family is that we can cry reading the phone book.
Ron Reagan
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It's easier to find the joke in something when you think, 'This - this is ridiculous.'
Alexandra Petri
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The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing.
Ronnie Barker
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I always joke that, at any given time, I'm supposed to be at two other places.
Virgil Abloh
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Dan Brown and the 'Da Vinci Code' have been around well over a decade now, and to be perfectly honest, both he and it have become a joke.
Michelle Dean
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Essentially a joke is creating an idea, whether sonic or visual, whether it's something musical or a traditional joke.
Reggie Watts
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I often joke that I could write 'War and Peace' and make it sound like Geri Halliwell wrote it.
Michael Robotham
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As a moviegoer, I'm always annoyed when a big joke is ruined in the trailer, but generally, it actually makes it play better.
Nicholas Stoller
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I have a file of four million jokes... I have them cross-indexed. Whatever subject you want, I have a joke on it.
Milton Berle
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I stumbled on a joke idea and style that worked, the audience went with it and, from that moment on, I was hooked. It's an amazing feeling.
Marcus Brigstocke
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I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one.
Jason Biggs
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I think you can safely joke about anything. Mostly.
Katya Zamolodchikova
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I used to joke that my next book would be about puppies that have lost a chew toy, and everywhere they went, people were nice and gave them things until they found the chew toy.
Don Winslow
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I joke that we're not dissimilar to a rock band in the '70s.
Isaac Hanson
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The brain process that results in a joke materializing where no joke was before remains a mystery. I'm not aware of any scholarly, scientific or neurological studies on the subject.
Dick Cavett
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It ain't no joke when you lose your vinyl.
Afrika Bambaataa
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I don't think comedy is necessarily an attack. It's finding humour in life. I don't think if you're making a joke about something you're automatically demeaning it.
David Walliams
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