The insular arrogance of the English character is a commonplace joke.
Goldwin Smith
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I always joke deep down I'm really a teenage girl on the inside.
John Searles
GirlDeepDownInsideAlwaysJoke
It is fun to see a comedy in which every single joke hasn't been packed into the trailer.
Elvis Mitchell
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If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
Steven Wright
ForestYouNobodyJokeTellLaughs
Fake buckteeth make a joke that you don't have to make any effort on, even if you're not a funny person.
Dave Itzkoff
FunnyEffortFakeYouPersonJoke
From as long as, literally as far back as I can remember I've liked puns, word jokes, I can literally recall looking at a comic at the age of six or seven and I remember what I enjoyed and what it was precisely and how the joke worked.
Tom Stoppard
AgeLookingRememberLongBackJoke
I'm grateful for every stupid mistake and dumb joke I tried to make.
Bo Burnham
GratefulMistakeStupidDumbJoke
We're going for the joke on 'Children's Hospital,' and we're going for the joke on 'The League.' It's fun to go between shows, but you have to mentally remind yourself what show you're on.
Rob Huebel
ChildrenYourselfFunYouGoJoke
Yoga in America is a joke.
Bikram Choudhury
AmericaJokeYoga
I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers - doesn't matter if its something my wife hates.
Ron White
WifeI CanNewMatterWriteJoke
Americans do believe in progress and there is almost certainly a kernel of truth in the joke.
Alan Dundes
TruthProgressBelieveJokeAlmost
I did the commencement speech at UNH in 2006, and one of the biggest jokes was a 'Guts' joke.
Mike O'Malley
SpeechJokeJokesGutsDidBiggest
Because Buffy really has become the straight man, every once in a while it's nice to be the one that tells the joke and it's nice to be the one that is the joke and it's nice to do something that's a little bit different.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
ManNiceBecomeJokeLittleBecause
I don't want to alienate anybody. If you're making a joke about men and men are laughing at it, it's a good joke.
Michelle Wolf
GoodMenYouWantJokeLaughing
The term 'steampunk' itself, now a badge of honor, began as a putdown, a joke. But like 'Big Bang' in cosmology, the diss became the standard.
Paul Di Filippo
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I think Georges St-Pierre is a joke.
Luke Rockhold
ThinkJokeI Think
If I go play golf with the guys, it's intended to be a joke.
Neil Peart
GolfPlayGoJokeGuysIntended
The moment you think of a joke is the best moment.
Judd Apatow
MomentBestThinkYouJoke
And I admit it: there's a rather dirty thrill when 700 people laugh at a joke you've written.
Laura Wade
PeopleLaughYouDirtyAdmitJoke
A caricature is putting the face of a joke on the body of a truth.
Joseph Conrad
TruthFaceBodyJokeCaricature
He who does not understand a joke, he does not understand Danish.
Georg Brandes
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I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much.
Don Adams
SupportChildJokeBeenMuchSince
My father was the kind of guy who'd always say 'Throw out any subject and I got a joke on it.'
Carol Leifer
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Who am I to say CM Punk is a joke?
Donald Cerrone
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