The girl-next-door image is a sort of joke; for years, I couldn't get any roles other than as somebody dark.
Felicity Kendal
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If you work at comedy too laboriously, you can kill what's funny in the joke.
Richard Russo
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Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke.
Dane Cook
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I don't mind being the butt of the joke... It doesn't really bother me. I quite enjoy it.
Ryan Seacrest
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It's hard talking about acting, in a way, because it's like explaining a joke: I do think it loses something in the telling.
Martin Freeman
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When I become the village idiot, or at least, it starts to become a joke, you can't do that much longer.
Joan Van Ark
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I have been invited to do something called 'Celebrity MasterChef' in England, which, of course, I can't do. It's complete nonsense. You have to be a decent cook to begin with. I'd be the joke one.
Lesley Nicol
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I used to joke that, since breastfeeding, my boobs looked like an old athletic sock with some loose change at the bottom, so when I felt a lump the size of a marble, I knew something was terribly wrong.
Jessica St. Clair
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I wish I had gone into industrial plumbing. That's a joke.
Leon Russell
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I legit can not parallel park. This is no joke!
Jennifer Damiano
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As we all know, Aquaman is somewhat the butt of the joke in the superhero world.
James Wan
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I always joke that everything else that I do is to support my theater habit.
Megan Hilty
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Gravy Train!!!! started out as a joke where we'd crash parties and be really obnoxious, and then somehow we got somewhat famous, and it was really weird.
Hunx
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Telling a joke is risk taking. Younger people are more insecure and not willing to put themselves on the line, so a quick one-liner is much safer.
Robert Orben
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It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
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Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. It's gotta offend somebody somewhere.
Jeff Ross
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A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
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I'm a taker in terms of jokes. I love to hear a good joke, but I don't retain jokes. I'm not a good teller of jokes.
Steve Carell
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Nobody in this world thinks they're having enough sex. Watch any night on television, or any comedian in a nightclub, and every other joke is about people who aren't getting enough.
David Frankel
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I agree with Sophocles: the greatest luck is not to have been born - but, as the joke goes on, very few people succeed in it.
Slavoj Zizek
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I think one of the funniest things about '30 Rock' is that Liz Lemon is sort of like Buster Keaton - she's always the fool, the joke is always on her.
Cristin Milioti
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It's an old joke: All evil people in movies are British.
Tom Ellis
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I like to joke about being gay because it's something teenagers would never joke about.
Bo Burnham
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What's cool about Twitter is that you can make a joke about something very of-the-moment or random that I wouldn't be able to joke about in stand-up.
Aziz Ansari
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