Ambrose Bierce Quotes

Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke.

Ambrose Bierce

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CleverJokeCallSharpSeldomNoted

I'm a bit of a clothes hoarder, admittedly. I try to weed out stuff. My girlfriends come over for cheese and wine and go shopping in my wardrobe. They especially love it when they get stuff with a tag still on.

Jennifer Aniston

LoveShoppingWineClothesCheese

I will say that Rick will probably die before the end of the book. I'll go ahead and put that in print. Nobody's safe. I've almost killed him three times already.

Robert Kirkman

BookEndDieNobodyGoThree

I happen to think that computers are the most important thing to happen to musicians since the invention of cat-gut which was a long time ago.

Robert Moog

TimeComputersThinkMusiciansLong

Human beings are the only species that deliberately deprive themselves of sleep for no apparent gain. Many people walk through their lives in an underslept state, not realizing it.

Matthew Walker

WalkSleepPeopleHumanThrough

I played guitar when I was a kid a little bit. I can tool around with a guitar, but I'm certainly not a musician.

Matt Ross

GuitarI CanKidLittleToolAround

To me age is a number, just a number. Who cares?

Jeanne Moreau

AgeMeJustWhoWho CaresCares

I wouldn't mind someone lobbing hand grenades at me, but having to reset the timer on the video recorder puts me into a blood-spitting frenzy.

Stephen Bayley

MindMeSomeoneHandVideoGrenades

'Luther' is raw and brutal like 'Game Of Thrones,' but it's coincidence. If I'm drawn to anything, it would be the writing. Choosing a project is an organic process where I'm taken in by the character and storyline, not the genre, whether fantasy or gritty and raw.

Rose Leslie

CharacterWritingGameProcessWhere

I look like a duck. It's the way my mouth curls up, or my nose tilts up. I should have played Howard the Duck.

Michelle Pfeiffer

DuckMouthLookWayUpNose

The University of Notre Dame does not redshirt, and I endorse that policy completely. I am very much in favor of redshirting, but not at Notre Dame. But there's no doubt about it. It puts us at a huge disadvantage.

Lou Holtz

I AmDoubtPolicyUniversityUs

Many baseball fans look upon an umpire as a sort of necessary evil to the luxury of baseball, like the odor that follows an automobile.

Christy Mathewson

SportsBaseballEvilLuxuryLook

When you're doing voice work, you're in a bubble where you just think about the story and the words. They record you on video while you're doing the voice work, so they capture how your face is moving and the gestures you make.

Christina Hendricks

WorkWordsMovingStoryFaceThink

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