My least favorite joke right now is Donald Trump.
Margo Price
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There is nothing - nothing - like writing a great joke and having that joke kill onstage.
Judy Gold
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I've always been most drawn to fiction that wrestles with that death-fear. Sometimes I joke with my students, 'If no one is in danger of dying, I'm not interested,' but of course I'm not really joking.
Laura van den Berg
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If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you don't have a regime.
Jon Stewart
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For me, a great joke is an idea expressed in extremely concentrated form.
Geoff Dyer
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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
Dick Clark
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My preference is for people who can do sketch comedy or situational comedy, where it's not a joke, but it's telling a story.
Carol Burnett
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Chevy Chase and Bill Murray - we thought those guys were funny. We love Bill Murray, but we didn't think they were right for Airplane! because it would step on the joke if there was a known comedian.
David Zucker
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I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons I can joke about it is people are shedding those racial hatreds.
Dave Chappelle
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My private joke about 'Luke Cage' is that it's a bulletproof version of 'Lemonade,' and that, essentially, it's a concept album that has a video component.
Cheo Hodari Coker
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You never know when you'll have a bad idea for a worse joke.
Benjamin Walker
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A joke's a joke; you can either take it, or you can't.
Brian Dunkleman
YouJokeTakeEither
I thought Twitter was a joke. I really thought it was a gag. I thought it was like National Lampoon or the Onion.
Walter Becker
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We feel that what's too far is when you make a joke and somebody gets hurt.
Bobby Farrelly
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I often joke that I straddle psychosis and neurosis, and that being an artist keeps me in the middle, so I can work between the two.
Sam Taylor-Johnson
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I joke that I only play in World Cups.
Ali Krieger
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Be not affronted at a joke. If one throw salt at thee, thou wilt receive no harm, unless thou art raw.
Oliver Goldsmith
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Oh, I love critics. Because they love me. It's not a joke. They care.
Prince
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The Soviet Union represents a threat in terms of might. It is a joke in terms of its economy and what it has to offer the Third World - a laughingstock to countries that are looking for an economic-development model.
Jack Kemp
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If you keep up with pop culture, everybody knows the joke.
Shawn Wayans
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The running joke about the Premio Cervantes, the most coveted literary prize in the Spanish-speaking world, which was established by Spain's Ministry of Culture in 1976, is that Cervantes himself wouldn't have received it. This is because he was, in his heart, the most anti-Spanish of Spanish writers.
Ilan Stavans
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I like to joke with my wife that she's the CEO of... certainly of our household.
Scott Pruett
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The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.
H. P. Lovecraft
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A rich man's joke is always funny.
Thomas Edward Brown
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