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Gilbert Gottfried Quotes

There are certain things I don't want to joke about. If it's about somebody else, it's fine. If it's about me, I think it's totally insensitive!

Gilbert Gottfried

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 28, 1955

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Me Think Want Joke Things Fine

I'll tell you one thing, since I'm married, single people look absolutely ridiculous to me.

People Me You Look Ridiculous Tell

One must credit an hypothesis with all that has had to be discovered in order to demolish it.

Credit Order Must Hypothesis Had

I had a strong propensity, which I still have, to be invisible. In grade school, I'd try to disappear and become formless. I lived in a very imaginary world. I loved poetry and wrote my first novel when I was 9. It was about a little girl and the people she met in the woods.

Girl School Poetry People World Try

Every TV show is a crapshoot, really. But every once in a while, a show gets anointed as 'the show.'

Show TV Show TV Once Every Really

If I go racing tomorrow and I have five rides that all get beaten, all I want to do is get out there the next day and put it right. I hate having Sundays off; I hate having any day off.

Hate Day Tomorrow Racing Go Want

I wish I was a more adventurous person in a way. But actually, security is a really big deal for me.

Me Wish Security Person Way More

In America, we take care of each other, we support one another, and we look out for our neighbors.

Support Care Take Care America Look

I miss many chances, but I always keep trying, and sometimes you score easy goals or difficult goals, but in the end, I am trying to score.

Goals I Am End Trying Easy You

The power to do good is also the power to do harm.

Milton Friedman

Good Power Harm Also

Obviously, we were disappointed that neither 'The Last Witch Hunter' nor 'American Ultra' found bigger theatrical audiences. It's important to note that our focus on risk mitigations limited our exposure on both films, and I'm pleased to report that 'The Last Witch Hunter' is doing well in a number of international territories.

Focus American Doing Important Risk

Bar owners tend to be social rather than operators. Most bar owners do not manage their numbers. They do not have spreadsheets or reports to manage their budget, cost, or inventory. I would say 90% of independent bar owners do not even have a budget.

Budget Numbers Say Independent Bar

There must have been something in my nature - I believe, with all my heart, that I have conquered it now - which prevented me from being perfectly happy or making a woman perfectly happy.

Nature Heart Woman Happy Me Believe

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