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I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes. I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes.

Writing Joke Jokes Tell Who Like

I rarely joke unless I'm in front of a camera. It's not what I am in real life. It's what I do for a living.

Christopher Guest

Life I Am Camera Living Real Joke

'Meow The Jewels' was a nightmare of a promise I had to fulfill. We made a joke that if the fans gave us $40,000, we would remix our album using nothing but cat sounds.

Nothing Joke Cat Fans Us Jewels

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself.

Clifton Fadiman

Humor Sense Of Humor Understand Joke

I'm not much of a joke writer.

Joke Writer Much

Contrary to reports, this boy is not a billionaire or going to be richer than any Beatle... and not just in the sense of money, by the way; the Beatles are untouchable - those billionaire reports are a joke.

Money Boy Way Joke Going Beatles

My dad is a really funny guy, and we would make jokes about my leukemia. When my friends would come over, we would joke about it, too.

Funny Friends Over Joke Jokes Guy

I was at Facebook in 2012, during the previous presidential race. The fact that Facebook could easily throw the election by selectively showing a Get Out the Vote reminder in certain counties of a swing state, for example, was a running joke.

Antonio Garcia Martinez

Election Vote Swing Race Joke Out

I love to play the game, love to be around the rink, and love to joke around with my teammates and have some fun.

Love Fun Game Play Teammates Joke

What's disheartening for me and to all of us in GLAAD is when it comes to major studio films, LGBT people are basically invisible. And when we do show up, it's largely a part of comedies as carictatures to service a joke that's at the expense of the character.

Character Service People Me Joke Up

I got an email saying we were nominated for a Grammy, and I instantly thought it was a joke. So I started Googling the nominees, and there we were!

Saying Thought Joke Email Started

I've never revved my car at a light for an attractive woman or an auto-rival, not even as a joke.

Car Light Woman Never Joke Even

Everything I say is a joke. I am a joke myself.

Myself I Am Say Everything Joke Am

I'm a prankster, so some of the - you know, I like a good joke. I think when it's funny, it's funny.

Funny Good Think You Know Joke

The joke may be that no one likes fruitcake, but if that were the case, they wouldn't appear on store shelves every holiday season!

Harley Pasternak

Holiday Joke May Season Likes Store

What I've said before, only half in joke, is that everybody in Ireland is famous. Or, maybe better, say everybody is familiar.

Better Famous Said Say Joke Half

Eventually I was saying to myself, maybe it would be better, instead of trying to become an American comedian in France, to mix those two styles and those two genres. Because of course it's good to be efficient and sharp, and to have a joke every twenty seconds, but it can be a little cold and dry.

Good Myself Saying Cold Better Joke

There is a standard joke in the family. Probably we should go into selling second-hand shoes.

Ferdinand Marcos

Family Shoes Selling Go Joke Should

People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.

People Target Same Joke Confuse

It would be really hard to get serious about anything political today unless it was a joke.

Today Political Serious Hard Joke

I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.

Perfect Always Line Joke Punch

Advice is sometimes transmitted more successfully through a joke than grave teaching.

Baltasar Gracian

Teacher Advice Sometimes More Joke

There's a few tunes of mine that don't have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous point of view somewhere.

View Point Of View Joke Jokes Point

I always joke that I'm a feminist with a boob job.

Job Always Joke Feminist

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