Vanessa Bayer Quotes

My dad is a really funny guy, and we would make jokes about my leukemia. When my friends would come over, we would joke about it, too.

Vanessa Bayer

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actress
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: November 14, 1981

Topics

FunnyFriendsOverJokeJokesGuy

When I do comedy, I lose all inhibition and introspection. I no longer care.

Jessica Alba

CareComedyLoseIntrospection

Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story.

John Barth

LifeHeroStoryLife StoryOwnHis

I just don't want anyone messing around with my pure smoking pleasure.

Max Cannon

SmokingWantPleasurePureJust

Films that are entertainments give simple answers but I think that's ultimately more cynical, as it denies the viewer room to think. If there are more answers at the end, then surely it is a richer experience.

Michael Haneke

ExperienceSimpleThinkEndMore

We must learn to understand humanity better so that we can create an environment that is more beneficial to people, more rewarding, more pleasant to experience.

John Portman

ExperiencePeopleBetterLearnMore

I started programming Apples in seventh grade.

Steve Jurvetson

ProgrammingApplesStartedGrade

There are many different forms of bipolar and the way that it expresses itself.

Trai Byers

WayDifferentBipolarManyItself

I think it's great when people accuse me, almost always falsely, of promoting conspiracy theories, because that shows how effective I am at messaging and how effectively I can use social media.

Mike Cernovich

GreatSocial MediaI AmPeopleMe

The Heisman attention has definitely been a little bit of a surprise. It's been out of my hands. It's something I'm not focused on. I'm focused on the season and trying to win as many games as possible.

Johnny Manziel

WinSurpriseHandsTryingAttention

Maybe I'm a little biased, but shows like 'Dexter' and 'Southland,' I'm just enthralled by that sort of storytelling, kind of clever and patient.

Shawn Hatosy

KindCleverStorytellingPatient

Models now need to promote themselves, think like businesswomen and diversify their careers by doing other things. Chances are very slim that a mere model will become a household name today.

Tyra Banks

TodayThinkNameDoingNowBecome

Eating disorders are A) not fun at parties, and B) they're not very fun in movies.

Marti Noxon

FunEatingMoviesPartiesVery

Copyright © 2024 QuotesDict Quote by Vanessa Bayer