Norm MacDonald Quotes

I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.

Norm MacDonald

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: canadian
  • Birth: October 17, 1963

Topics

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In the original 'Guild Wars,' one of the big conflicts was the humans versus the charr. The humans and charr are both playable races in 'Guild Wars 2,' and they are on the same side, more or less. They don't hate each other.

Jeff Grubb

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If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

Johnny Carson

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We need to stop frowning upon failure whilst criticising those that succeed.

Ana Patricia Botin

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I wanted to look at the upper-middle-class scene since the war, and in particular my generation's part in it. We had spent our early years as privileged members of a privileged class. How were we faring in the Age of the Common Man? How ought we to be faring?

Simon Raven

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Parks said, he's guilty and that's the end of the story.

Tommy Bond

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To me, diva means an extraordinary, outrageously theatrical, brilliant performer.

Roger Taylor

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Ultimately, when you write from a vantage point of faith, humility, and openness to the world around you, people have to respond because those same truths are instilled in them.

Mat Kearney

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When money gets too far away from actual, physical, real equity and property it gets too abstract and too distantly derived and then suddenly it's not worth anything anymore. And the same is true of language.

Roy Blount, Jr.

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It's so important to engage your kids to create rituals and moments that they will always remember.

Josie Bissett

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I don't think I want to play a teenager anymore.

Devon Sawa

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I like the songs that are fun, that aren't gonna change the world - I've some of those - but even something like, 'You Should Be Here,' that was my chance to say, 'Look, this is me, too. I'm just a normal person.'

Cole Swindell

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My voice was left with its husky sound after surgery on large vocal nodules.

Bonnie Tyler

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