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Dave Attell Quotes

I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes. I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: January 18, 1965

Topics

Writing Joke Jokes Tell Who Like

I haven't become a satanist, but I am fascinated by the character of the devil.

Character I Am Devil Become Am

I have been given a list of 35 white farmers in Mashonaland West alone. We say no to whites owning our land, and they should go... They can own companies and apartments... but not the soil. It is ours, and that message should ring loud and clear in Britain and the United States.

Alone White Go Say Ring Land

I don't see myself coaching gymnastics. I see myself involved in the sport in the future but involved in other things as well.

Future Myself Coaching See I See

As a Jew I am aware of how important the existence of Israel is for the survival of us all. And because I am proud of being Jewish, I am worried by the growing anti-Semitism and anti-Zionism in the world.

Steven Spielberg

I Am World Proud Survival Growing

I think, probably like a lot of people, I kind of root for the underdog.

People Underdog Think Kind Like Lot

In a way, film and television are in the same sort of traumatic trance that print journalism is. The technology has outpaced our comprehension of its implications.

Technology Journalism Television Way

I smell of sweat. I don't like people smelling of all these weird things. I think deodorant is disgusting.

People Think Weird Sweat Smell Like

I would urge everyone to start looking at the world in a different way. Spend some time looking at everyday objects, at their design, their shape, their individual characteristics. Think ahead and imagine their significance.

Time World Looking Start Think Way

Early on with Squeeze, we played the Hope & Anchor with U2. Three people turned up. Then two left. Then the last person left. That's the least-attended show I've ever done.

Hope People Early Person Done Three

The first thing that I see in a woman are her eyes. Sorry, it sounds shallow, but eyes say a lot about a person.

Eyes Woman Sorry Person Say See

Perhaps I can say that I am a bit astute, that I can adapt to circumstances, but it is also true that I am a bit naive. Yes, but the best summary, the one that comes more from the inside and I feel most true is this: I am a sinner whom the Lord has looked upon.

Best I Am Feel I Can Adapt True

I like to listen the blues and some classical.

Blues Listen Like Some Classical

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