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I joke that being a university president is akin to being a pinata. But there are also notions of redemption.

President Redemption Joke University

I feel like comedy is only respected on the highest level, and on every other level, it's like a joke, like, 'Ugh - comedian,' you know?

Feel Comedy You Know Joke Level

The old joke in my family is that the last person who isn't from New York was coming from Russia.

Family New York Person New Old Joke

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.

Me Singing Years Joke Laughing Many

There were times when I was a joke, but talent survives.

Talent Joke Were Times Survives

Whenever I perform, people get me because I'm talking about things that people can identify with and relate to. I'm not just up there doing jokey, jokey, joke.

People Me Doing Talking Joke Up

A joke's a very serious thing.

Charles Churchill

Humor Serious Joke Very Thing

You might like it as a joke or because you liked it then, but there isn't a whole new generation discovering Wham!.

Generation You New Joke Whole Like

When I was coaching with the Patriots, the players pulled a practical joke and I said, 'Do you think I'm Charlie the Tuna, like a sucker?' After that, they called me Tuna.

Me Think Coaching You Said Joke

I can't write a joke. I could never write. I do a lot of stories and I call them stories, but they're just comedy recitals on a given subject.

Comedy Never Write Joke Call Just

Me and the Rock do look a lot alike, and we're a similar build - that was a joke, by the way.

Me Look Build Rock Way Joke

We need to get rid of the Federal Elections Commission. It's a joke. It doesn't enforce the law.

Law Need Joke Elections Get Rid

Postmodernism is among other things a sick joke at the expense of revolutionary avant-gardism.

Sick Joke Things Revolutionary Other

Some comedy has turned into, 'Donald Trump's bad, isn't he?' That's a true statement. But where is your joke?

Comedy Bad True Joke Statement Your

You're only as good as your last joke, your last show, your last whatever. The confidence is there, but underneath, there is always insecurity.

Good Confidence Insecurity You Joke

Most shows find themselves descending into sentimentality or earnestness at some point but, with 'Community,' the joke is always on.

Community Find Always Joke Point

The simile has to match the tone of its surroundings and has to be like a little joke. Writing a simile that isn't funny on some level is quite hard.

Funny Writing Surroundings Hard Joke

A true Englishman doesn't joke when he is talking about so serious a thing as a wager.

Talking Serious True Joke He About

I was raised in a family where no one had a serious bone in their body and every answer was a riddle, a joke, or a prank.

Family Body Serious Joke Answer

We've always had a philosophy that we would always go wherever the joke is.

Jay Chandrasekhar

Philosophy Go Always Joke Wherever

I'm a lot girlier than the roles that I play. I joke with Tricia Helfer all the time that she's my muscle.

Time Play Muscle She Joke Than

I say things I get away with, and it becomes a joke.

Say Joke Things Away Get Becomes

Tool of Communist agitators... it's really a joke, isn't it? Because, quite clearly, we are a party of real moderates. It just shows how little they understand.

Party Understand Real Joke Clearly

My writers on 'Liv And Maddie' have started a running joke to try and sneak as many 'literally's into the script as they can to throw me.

Me Try Joke Started Throw Many

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