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I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones.

Words New Fix Joke Out Last

A novel wouldn't be a book if there weren't some flights of fancy on the part of the author, stopping time to examine things, or to tell a joke.

Time Book Joke Tell Fancy Things

I don't really believe in lucky things, but I wear lucky underwear as a joke.

Believe Lucky Underwear Joke Wear

I joke that the Olympics is the warm-up to the Paralympics.

Joke Warm-Up Olympics

I think, in a film that's supposed to last an hour and a half, I think you have to really pay attention to what kind of movie you're making, what is the audience experiencing, and does this joke fit with this joke?

Jay Chandrasekhar

Think Attention You Kind Pay Joke

I'm very careful not to tell a joke just to get a reaction.

Reaction Joke Tell Get Just Careful

Half the battle is that people have to like you before you say one joke, one bit of humor.

Humor People Battle You Say Joke

That's life's big joke: we all end up looking like Mr. Burns.

Life Looking End Joke Up Big

'Drake and Josh' was strictly nine to five. We'd go in and know what we were doing, and 'Superhero Movie' was just nuttiness every day because there's a joke every ten seconds.

Day Doing Every Day Go Know Joke

I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes.

Writing Joke Jokes Tell Who Like

I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't make any sense.

Chelsea Handler

Love Stupid Joke Something Sense

I'm pretty equal opportunity when it comes to issues to joke about.

Opportunity Equal Joke Pretty Issues

My friends joke that I raised the Titanic and never left the Rockies.

Friends Never Joke Titanic Left

People thought we were a joke because we got noticed so fast.

People Thought Fast Joke Because

You're going to get flak if you tell the wrong joke, but it's still the wrong joke. Give the wrong speech, you take it on the chin.

Speech You Wrong Joke Tell Going

I have 16 plays, and we don't ever do subtitles. You can't do subtitles in the theater, so I was like, 'I'm not gonna do subtitles.' You'll never lose the story. There might be a little joke that you might miss, but you'll never miss the story, even in the Spanglish of it.

Story You Lose Never Joke Little

I'm not the voice of reason; I'm more the guy using these offensive topics as fodder to raise tension in a joke.

Anthony Jeselnik

Voice More Reason Joke Tension Guy

I'm probably the guy who keeps it loose around the room and tries to joke around with guys before the game, keeping things funny.

Funny Game Joke Room Things Guy

I'm known for fashion photographs, but fashion photographs were mostly a joke for me. In 'Vogue,' girls were playing at being duchesses, but they were actually from Flatbush, Brooklyn. They would play duchesses, and I would play Cecil Beaton.

Me Fashion Brooklyn Play Joke Being

The joke around my office is that I've shaken many hands, but I've petted more dogs.

Hands More Office Dogs Joke Around

For the amount of talent I had - and I couldn't dance, act, or tell a joke - I enjoyed a tremendous career.

Dance Talent Career Joke Tell Act

I'll say things that are serious and put them in a joke form so people can enjoy them. We laugh to keep from crying.

People Laugh Enjoy Serious Say Joke

At university level, I had an economics lecturer who used to joke that I was the only student who handed in essays on British Airways notepaper.

Economics Student Joke University

I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.

Think Never Fart Joke Like

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