I used to joke that I wanted to go to the moon, but I actually do. Like, some day I think I'm going to go to the moon. That would be cool.
Tyler Oakley
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My chicken ain't no joke. I ain't scared to go up against the Colonel, tastewise.
Flavor Flav
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I could always take a joke. I could always be the butt of the joke. I could always hand it out. That was just who I was.
Ricky Gervais
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The world was not supportive. They look at me as a joke for 13 to 14 years until I could prove feasibility; then I had competitors. Those that laughed at me became my competitors.
Ada Yonath
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It's a lot easier, I think, to be an actor in a movie than to spin a joke on a sitcom.
Nicole Sullivan
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.
Muhammad Ali
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The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.
Mark McKinney
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When I'm writing the book I'm laughing at just how overblown the characters seemed. How full of himself he seems. But I didn't get far enough in the series to really drive the joke of it home.
Jhonen Vasquez
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Being raised Catholic myself, I think people who are Catholic tend to carry a lot of guilt. It's almost a joke.
Linda Cardellini
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You can't teach standup comedy. You can teach someone how to formulate a joke, but making it funny is different.
Jermaine Fowler
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It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It's gold!
Kevin Nealon
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Louis CK knows that just because a joke is using space as a resource instead of something to be crammed like a hamper, this doesn't mean a story isn't happening.
Andrea Seigel
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I love doing theaters, cracking people up, hearing them physically roll in the aisles. But we need to get serious. These are serious times. No joke. No joke.
James Gandolfini
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My biggest superhero of writing is Jorge Luis Borges, the Argentine fabulist. He's an amazingly perceptive writer, but also willing to make a joke.
John Hodgman
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Some people, they just don't get a joke.
Glenn Frey
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There's a joke that I do where I make fun of myself for being bow-legged, and I compare myself to a camel and how a camel walks and sits, and that has become a joke that people - when I deliver that joke, people are in tears.
Anjelah Johnson
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I like to joke that I already married a 26-year-old and divorced a 29-year-old, so I wasn't going to do that again when I got remarried.
Grant Show
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I used to joke that if acting didn't work out, poetry was my commonsense fallback.
Merritt Wever
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There's a joke in my family that I'm going to make a career out of playing other people's younger selves.
Ella Purnell
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I remember practically every joke I've ever heard in my life.
Steven Bochco
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Because many squid have brain nerve fibres that are hundreds of times thicker than those of humans, neuroscientists have long used them for research. These nerve fibres have led to so many breakthroughs in the study of neurons that many scientists joke that the squid should receive a Nobel Prize.
David Grann
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I will never be the comic that apologizes for telling a joke.
Tony Rock
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I always make a joke that they transplanted Martina McBride's eyes and put them in my head.
Blake Shelton
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I get so happy when I write a joke. It's a very satisfying, liberating feeling.
Rita Rudner
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