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I sometimes joke, Paula, even paranoid people have enemies.

People Sometimes Enemies Joke Even

I have always noticed that deeply and truly religious persons are fond of a joke, and I am suspicious of those who aren't.

Alfred North Whitehead

I Am Always Joke Who Those Noticed

There is a standing joke in my family that I was born with a ladle in my hand.

Family Born Hand Joke Standing

I make cameos in all my movies for no particular reason other than a joke. It's just a Hitchcock thing.

Movies Reason Joke Make Just Than

It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.

Karl Pilkington

Home Joke Being Like Really

The joke we always say is that WWE doesn't pay us to wrestle, they pay us to travel.

Travel Say Always Pay Joke Us

I also had a hosting position on a home and garden television show - which is a joke if you ever see my apartment.

Home You Garden Television See Joke

I used to have this joke: 'Every hallway is a runway.'

Runway Joke Used Hallway Every

I joke that my niche in Hollywood has been naked foreigners.

Hollywood Naked Joke Niche Been

'Pyaar Ka Punchnama' was mainly a boys' film; we girls were just a catalyst. We would set up a situation for them to react to, and the joke would come on us. The applause was for the boys. But, the film paved the way for me in the industry.

Nushrat Bharucha

Me Situation React Way Joke Up

My first joke was about a company called Five Star Parking that was all over Philadelphia: 'Who's reviewing parking lots?'

Philadelphia First Company Over Joke

Years ago I was a runway model, and I used to get laughs. I thought it was a joke anyway.

Thought Years Runway Joke Used Get

I was never a joke teller. I don't even like jokes, for the most part. I don't like to hear them, and rarely can I even remember one.

Remember Never Joke Jokes Like Even

Scandinavian-Danish cuisine was something quite rustic, mostly known for pastries and smorgasbord cuisine, which in itself has become a joke.

Become Joke Something Rustic Cuisine

Cigarettes are an instant signifier in culture. It punctuates a joke, or puts that extra zing on a punch line. I like them as a prop. I think it can be really useful for character and texture and contrast and all of that.

Martha Plimpton

Character Culture Think Line Joke

Gracious dying is a huge, macabre and expensive joke on the American public.

Jessica Mitford

American Dying Joke Expensive Public

Rapping was a joke, but the music helped me break out of my shell.

Music Me Joke Out Break Shell

I don't mind being the brunt of a joke, so long as it's a good one.

Good Mind Long Joke Being Brunt

The joke I always make about myself is that I'm self-involved, but I'm not vain.

Myself Always Joke Make Vain About

On Twitter, people just want to hear a joke. They don't really want to know about your life.

Life People Know Want Joke Just

The casting directors that were aware of 'The Real World' looked at me as a joke. It was so hard to get away from that.

Me World Hard Real Joke Aware

Maybe the universe is a giant practical joke and we don't know the punchline.

Universe Know Joke Practical Giant

The idea that any performer type is owed anything is a joke to me.

Me Joke Anything Idea Type Owed

Every vision is a joke until the first man accomplishes it; once realized, it becomes commonplace.

Robert H. Goddard

Vision Man First Joke Once Every

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