Sex is God's joke on human beings.
Bette Davis
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All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
Ron White
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My friends always joke that I run on batteries.
Alexander Wang
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The producers want us to sell, sell, sell. That's my little joke. That's what we do by day; by night, we're artists.
Mike Nichols
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I think, in the media, Christians are the butt of every joke, or they are portrayed running around condemning everyone to Hell.
Sarah Drew
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There is only so many times you can say, 'Trump tweeted something that was bad.' That is not a joke to me.
Michelle Wolf
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I joke around a lot about the manic times because they're funny. We manics do outrageous things and it is part of our colorful nature.
Patty Duke
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The old joke was Mitch Leigh, land baron, barren land.
Mitch Leigh
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I'm still no good at ball-and-stick games. If I go play golf with the guys, it's intended to be a joke.
Neil Peart
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Don't laugh at a hair joke, Trump.
Lisa Lampanelli
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The key to gallows humor is to make the joke, no matter how certain the gallows is.
James Adomian
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If a joke makes our tribe laugh, we assume it will make other friend-tribes laugh.
Jay Chandrasekhar
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Actors fall into this trap if they missed being loved for who they really were and not for what they could do - sing, dance, joke about - then they take that as love.
Gene Wilder
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It's a joke how tough it is to win a Slam.
Dominic Thiem
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I think there's a lot of wonderful comics that leave you hanging in a state of apprehension or anxiety before alleviating that tension with a joke.
Carrie Brownstein
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My friends joke I'm a 90-year-old stuck in a young man's body.
Douglas Booth
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Sometimes it's hard to tell if a joke is working or not for the first couple of minutes.
Dave Attell
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There's a difference between racism and people making a joke about something. There is true racism going on, and people should be able to identify what that is, comparatively.
Chelsea Handler
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What the joke displays is a switch in perception. This is important in changing the way we think.
Edward de Bono
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Each week, we might write 500 jokes for 'Weekend Update,' and ultimately, we can only do about 10.
Colin Jost
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I think because people can't understand our style, they think it's a joke. Our music isn't intellectual - we make music for the common man.
Watkin Tudor Jones
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Dick Martin, if you put a gun to his forehead, he couldn't tell you a joke.
Bob Newhart
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The Pakistan Cricket Board is a long-standing joke, its chairmen replaced with every change of government.
Tariq Ali
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The fact that 'Mom' is not joke, joke, joke - and is investing in these characters and their lives, things that really happen to people - I think it's resonating, and that's why people are tuning into it and not just dismissing it as a multi-cam sitcom.
Allison Janney
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