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Joke Quotes

The Nobel Peace Prize has always been a joke - albeit a grim one. Alfred Bernhard Nobel famously invented dynamite and felt sorry about it.

Peace Sorry Always Joke Prize Been

Some one is generally sure to be the sufferer by a joke.

William Hazlitt

Joke Sure Some Generally

We joke about it in the entertainment industry: Every actor wants to be a musician, and every musician wants to be an actor.

Entertainment Actor Joke Industry

I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter, because I really am quite the joke.

Men Laughter Cry Joke Because Made

To me, music is no joke and it's not for sale.

Music Me Joke Sale

If I can relate to the joke, it's going to be funny.

Sebastian Maniscalco

Funny I Can Joke Going Relate

You've really got to start hitting the books because it's no joke out here.

Start You Joke Out Here Because

If somebody can make a joke about you on TV, that's so beautiful. You've affected pop culture to that degree.

Beautiful Culture You Joke Degree

Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke.

F. Scott Fitzgerald

Joke Out Point Own Cut Laughing

You can laugh at anything. It depends on the joke.

Laugh You Joke Anything Depends

Describing comic sensibility is near impossible. It's sort of an abstract silliness, that sometimes the joke isn't the star.

Impossible Sometimes Joke Abstract

Wearing heels is no joke.

Heels Joke Wearing

I always joke that I'm a British actress trying to break into Scandinavian TV.

Trying Always Joke Break British TV

If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.

Speak Think You First Joke Guy

You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble.

Best You Trouble Know Joke Ford

We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get it, then don't watch us.

Laugh You Apologize Joke Watch Here

I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not.

Great Say Joke Odd Writer Comic

I have a lot of funny friends, and we joke a lot, but I've never really played comedic parts.

Funny Friends Never Joke Lot Really

I joke, but I'm sort of serious: I've always wanted to get into a fight. I know that sounds horrible, but I always had the desire to see what it's like.

Juliana Harkavy

Fight Serious Desire Know See Joke

I go inside the Octagon for fight. I don't joke, because it's danger.

Fight Go Inside Joke Danger Because

Barack Obama is like the old joke about boats. The two best days of owning a boat are the day you buy it and the day you sell it.

Best Day Boat You Old Joke

You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else.

Robert Louis Stevenson

Yourself Someone You Joke Share

I thought conceptual art was a joke.

Gian Carlo Menotti

Art Thought Joke Conceptual Art

I've realized that I can never not do the nail salon joke, and I will have to talk about Bon Qui Qui for eternity.

Anjelah Johnson

I Can Will Talk Never Joke Eternity

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