Ron White Quotes

I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers - doesn't matter if its something my wife hates.

Ron White

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WifeI CanNewMatterWriteJoke

I live at Gap Kids; I think they have the cutest stuff. I barely buy anything for myself, but my daughter has quite the collection.

Joanna Garcia

LiveDaughterMyselfThinkAnything

My brother and I are best friends.

Joel Edgerton

BestBrotherFriends

I want to be the most eligible bachelor in New York City.

Andreja Pejic

New YorkCityNewWantBachelor

The United States does not accept foreign meddling in our elections, and we shouldn't have an ambassador attempting to intrude in another country's political affairs.

Jeanne Shaheen

PoliticalCountryAcceptAmbassador

I don't support going back to Glass-Steagall as is.

Steve Mnuchin

SupportBackGoing

San Suu's story will always involve politics, but the essence is the love story.

Michelle Yeoh

LovePoliticsStoryWillAlwaysSan

Cyberbullying isn't real. But bullying and harassment certainly are real. Trust me, friends, I went to school in England. They've got bullying down to a fine art. I know, because I was one of its chief architects. I was awful to my fellow schoolboys.

Milo Yiannopoulos

ArtTrustBullyingSchoolMeDown

I was a sitting judge in Manhattan. I was a supervising judge in Manhattan, and they said to me, 'Did you ever think of doing what you do on television?'

Judy Sheindlin

MeThinkJudgeDoingYouTelevision

Over the years, I've heard pop artists do some Christmas songs, and I haven't fully cared for them. They weren't the traditional Christmas music that I was raised on and love. Thinking of that, I wanted to make my songs mimic the classic Christmas songs.

Colbie Caillat

LoveMusicThinkingChristmasOver

No yesterdays are ever wasted for those who give themselves to today.

Brendan Behan

TodayWastedGiveWhoThoseEver

The generation that migrated to the West in the 1970s or 1960s has now lived more in the West than India, and India has changed so much. My parents fall into that category.

Archie Panjabi

ParentsGenerationFallIndiaNow

I worked as President of House of Waris for a year and a half, and Waris is one of my favorite people. He is not only a talented designer but also a warm and genuine person and a pleasure to work with.

Aslaug Magnusdottir

WorkPeopleWarmYearHousePerson

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