If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
Steven Wright
Recitation: by Male by Female
In the world we make good as evil and evil as good.
Jim Caviezel
GoodEvilWorldMake
Our forces will not be on the sidelines.
John Abizaid
WillSidelinesForcesOur
The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their lives.
Robert M. Hutchins
EducationYoungPrepareObjectLives
I've realized that Evanescence is who I am.
Amy Lee
I AmWhoRealizedAm
I eat a lot of takeaways.
Amir Khan
EatLot
I like being on the road, living in hotels. While I've got a real nice house, I go crazy when I'm there.
Tommy Shaw
CrazyRoadHouseGoNiceLiving
It's important that your shucked oyster is clean and pristine.
Tom Douglas
ImportantCleanOysterYourPristine
I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.
Rob Corddry
NameKnowCompanyGotBecauseLike
You've got to pay an awful lot for your hotel before you get fresh orange juice. If a hotel has got proper orange juice - and you do expect it if you're abroad - I rank the hotel highly.
Mary Berry
HotelYouOrangeJuicePayFresh
Twitter is half me trying to live in the world and half me processing and sharing the world. I share a lot, and some of that is to keep me honest.
DeRay Mckesson
LiveMeWorldTryingSharingShare
I am crushing so hard on Amy Schumer. Women like her who have chosen to stand up for themselves and face the bullies are being so embraced.
Anne Hathaway
WomenI AmStand UpFaceStandHard
I think that the failures of Enron and WorldCom and other companies are partially failures of investors to recognize companies that are selling for a thousand times nothing, but chances are they may be worth only that.
Arthur Levitt
ThinkWorthSellingNothingMay
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