Joan Rivers Quotes

We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get it, then don't watch us.

Joan Rivers

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: June 8, 1933 - September 4, 2014

Topics

LaughYouApologizeJokeWatchHere

There is no better feeling in the universe, other than being married and having a family, than standing on stage behind a piano and having 5,000 people waving at you. You cannot bottle that.

John Tesh

FamilyPeopleBetterUniverseYou

Woodstock was the antithesis of what the music industry turned into. And if anyone tries to tie another Woodstock festival to an obnoxious sponsor, I'll be out protesting again.

Michael Wadleigh

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Being single has definitely given me a new lease of life.

Mollie King

LifeMeNewSingleBeingLease

I love and respect theatre, so I am truly honored to have the opportunity to take my voice to the Broadway stage.

Luis Fonsi

LoveOpportunityRespectI AmVoice

I feel like my peers now are artists like Madonna and the Stones, Michael Jackson and Prince. These are people who were able to take their careers beyond the normal here-today-gone-tomorrow life span.

LL Cool J

LifePeopleFeelNowBeyondNormal

My biggest fear as an actor is being involved in something mediocre, or being mediocre myself.

Jonathan Brandis

FearMyselfActorInvolvedSomething

The Left has always been anti-religious, and especially anti-Christian.

Dennis Prager

AlwaysLeftBeen

The winner's edge is not in a gifted birth, a high IQ, or in talent. The winner's edge is all in the attitude, not aptitude. Attitude is the criterion for success.

Denis Waitley

SuccessAttitudeTalentWinnerEdge

Make your education personal. When it matters to you, you will show up.

Clemantine Wamariya

EducationYouPersonalWillMatters

I've spent an awful lot of my time in the air. I've had everything happen to me in a plane that could happen. Except a crash.

Brenda Lee

TimeMeAirEverythingHappenAwful

I always took a lot of pride in being a safe wrestle. I never injured anyone.

Bret Hart

PrideNeverAlwaysSafeBeingTook

Ping-pong was invented on the dining tables of England in the 19th century, and it was called Wiff-waff! And there, I think, you have the difference between us and the rest of the world. Other nations, the French, looked at a dining table and saw an opportunity to have dinner; we looked at it an saw an opportunity to play Wiff-waff.

Boris Johnson

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