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Lewis Black Quotes

I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: August 30, 1948

Topics

Great Say Joke Odd Writer Comic

It's traditionally not federal policy to fund state and local salaries. It's done sometimes on a temporary basis or a grant basis. But it's not often done. And the reason is clear, because the federal government can't continue in perpetuity these programs.

Government Done Sometimes Reason

The lust to meet authors ranks low, I think, on the roll of holy appetites; but it is an authentic pang.

Think Lust Meet Low Roll Holy

The 1988 biopic of bebop immortal Charlie Parker, 'Bird,' was the film that opened my eyes to Clint Eastwood's potential as a filmmaker.

Eyes Bird Potential Filmmaker Film

We die. That may be the meaning of life. But we do language. That may be the measure of our lives.

Life Language Die Meaning Measure

A vast abortion industry, generating some half a billion dollars annually, sprang into existence in the wake of Roe and Doe.

Abortion Existence Industry Half Roe

I was convinced that acting was for fools. I was on the stage when I was eight with my father, he was playing one of those Greek blind guys that sees things and warns people, whilst I was in a blue skirt. I think there were 5,000 people in the theatre, it was ridiculous.

Father Blue People Theatre Think

To be honest, I don't think I'm the best role model in the world. I'm pretty immature sometimes.

Louis Tomlinson

Best World Think Role Model Immature

Music, many times, around the world, serves to help us understand other people without having to talk.

Music People World Help Understand

I think I'm pretty smart on what I spend my money on. I still don't have a new car, I drive my old car that I've had forever. But I bought a house in downtown Chicago.

Chris O'Donnell

Car Money Smart New Car Drive Think

I want kids to understand that strength doesn't come from what goes on around you. It comes from inside you, and that comes from Jesus Christ.

Strength You Want Understand Inside

The history of the past, a hundred years from now, won't be the history of the past that we learned in school because much more will have been revealed, and adjectives we can't even imagine will have been brought to bear on what we did learn in school.

History Past School Learn Now Will

ABC Family is ready to get a new image for themselves, and I think 'Greek' really kind of started that change.

Scott Michael Foster

Family Change Think Ready New Kind

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