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Zach Galifianakis Quotes

Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.

Zach Galifianakis

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: actor
Nationality: american
Birth: October 1, 1969

Topics

Yourself Me Fat Long Done Jokes

In the past, poetry came in the form of spells and chants used to effect change.

Change Past Poetry In The Past Used

If you're soft and fuzzy, like our little characters, you become the skinny kid on the beach, and people in this business don't mind kicking sand in your face.

Business Beach People Mind Face You

As a people, Serbians are very tall, and we have olive skin and dark hair, which can look very nice. You have to be very beautiful to stand out.

Beautiful People Hair Stand Look

Fame and success and titles stay with you, but they wear out eventually. In the end, all that you are left with is your character.

Success Character End You Fame Out

The first song I ever wrote was when I was 12, and it had, like, four lines in it. You progress and get better.

Progress Song Better You First Get

It was either therapy or die.

Die Therapy Either

If it was up to me, it would be nice not ever to get stopped on the street, because we just do music. I didn't do this to become a celebrity.

Lukas Forchhammer

Music Me Be Nice Nice Street Become

A guy that's going to do all of the dirty work, that guy that is willing to defend anyone and do the little things and not really care about all of that other stuff. I think every championship team needs that.

Work Team Little Things Think Care

Growing up, I always liked Catwoman and Superman; they inspired me.

Chiara Ferragni

Me Growing Up Growing Superman Up

Where we're coming down is we currently have $787 billion of stimulus that's been passed. We're certainly focusing on spending that money as quickly and as efficiently and as transparently as we can. We think that's absolutely the right strategy.

Christina Romer

Money Think Strategy Down Right

With 'Hannibal,' I just really want people to feel something.

People Feel Want Something Just

I have a magnificent chin and a long, odd-shaped face. As a result, I always look better in collars.

Face Better Long Result Look Always

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