Demetri Martin Quotes

It seems that two of the most basic forms of comedy are jokes and stories. And, of course, they are not mutually exclusive.

Demetri Martin

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ComedyTwoJokesSeemsExclusive

The price of a work of art has nothing to do with what the work of art is, can do, or is worth on an existential, alchemical level.

Jerry Saltz

WorkArtWorthPriceNothingLevel

Not an old woman that buys a paper of pins, without yielding a part of the price to the banks as interest!

John Buchanan Robinson

WomanPriceOldWithoutInterest

Looking at the numbers, the transatlantic slave trade matches the Holocaust in horror - maybe even without counting subsidiary effects like internal strife and deaths inflected on the continent, death during transport, death during ownership, collapse of African economies, and such.

Jens Martin Skibsted

DeathLookingOwnershipHolocaust

The tyranny of Communism is as old as the Pharaohs and the Pyramids - that the State stands above all men and their individual aspirations.

Robert Kennedy

MenCommunismTyrannyOldIndividual

I like pushing myself, and usually if I'm not good at something I just won't do it because I'm a perfectionist.

Matthew Morrison

GoodMyselfSomethingBecauseJust

When Wikipedia first started, the only people interacting on the Internet were hard core geeks. Now everyone is there, and they're attracted to the easy, free ways to interact.

Sue Gardner

PeopleFreeInternetEasyNowFirst

This Englishwoman is so refined, She has no bosom and no behind.

Stevie Smith

SheBehindRefinedBosom

What happened to the Bush Administration regarding terrorism is that they regarded it as a secondary issue, and associated with Clinton. One of those Clinton issues.

Sidney Blumenthal

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I just want a guy that is secure with himself and is not intimidated by what I do and how I can provide for myself, because I don't need a man for that, nor have I ever looked for a man to just take care of me.

Rozonda Thomas

MyselfManMeCareTake CareI Can

You have to be strong enough to say if the culture doesn't work, don't buy it.

Mitch Albom

WorkCultureBe StrongStrongEnough

I'm officially middle-aged. I don't need drugs anymore, thank God. I can get the same effect just by standing up real fast.

Jonathan Katz

GodThank GodFastI CanNeedReal

I only eat organic. I love salads and believe food is our best medicine. My son is so brainwashed, he thinks McDonald's is the devil.

Deborra-Lee Furness

LoveSonFoodBestMedicineBelieve

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