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I think there's too many gay jokes in comedy and not enough honest explorations of sexuality.

Think Comedy Enough Gay Jokes Many

In Israel, waves of anger and fear circulate all the time, but so do jokes and gossip and silky evening breezes. So, too, in America.

Fear Time Anger Waves Evening Jokes

There's always something at least a little smug about self-reference - magazine articles about idealistic journalists, TV shows about TV actors, ironic films within ironic-er films: all this meta-media populated by thinly disguised characters making oblique inside jokes.

Inside Always Jokes Within Little

I'm not trying to prove anything for the right or the left. Which gives me freedom to make jokes about either side, too.

Freedom Me Trying Prove Right Jokes

I recently did the David Letterman Show about my book. He was very serious and made no jokes and it caught me off guard a little bit. He was much more serious than some of the joke shows that journalists get on.

Me Book Serious More Joke Jokes

I am a bit of a Cheap Pete, but I do spend a fortune on books and false moustaches and practical jokes.

I Am Cheap Jokes False Fortune Am

I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, 'Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking.'

Funny Saying End Jokes Up Well

If I were bombing with my jokes in English, I would go back to France. Maybe do that mime thing.

Back Go Jokes English France Would

I'm not too keen on jokes that are one-liners. I want the situation to be funny.

Philippe Falardeau

Funny Situation Want Jokes Keen Too

I guess my idea of a good audience is one that's quiet and listens, but also that's alive: they respond, they're getting the jokes, they're with me. And that' s been happening.

Good Me Quiet Alive Jokes Respond

I don't think I could ever do a network sitcom because the humor is often based on some trite circumstance. I don't want to be a part of a show where it's mostly about coming up with the jokes.

Humor Think Want Jokes Coming Up

I do love jokes.

It seems to me that romantic comedies used to be about falling in love, but in recent years they've really become just comedies where the love story is only there as a spine to hang the jokes on.

Love Romantic Me Story Become Jokes

When I write 'Beetle Bailey,' I can always do jokes about him being lazy, and everyone gets it.

I Can Lazy Write Him Always Jokes

My father, the practical joker, did not care for practical jokes on himself; he did not encourage the practice in me.

Lincoln Steffens

Father Practice Me Care Jokes Joker

I got a pit bull from a shelter, so my whole life is centered on this dog, and I've been writing a lot of dog jokes. I should probably give up now, because I'm writing jokes about my dog.

Life Dog Writing Now Bull Jokes

One of the great things about us Jews is that we tell the best jokes. Part of the reason is we tell jokes against ourselves - before anyone else gets to do it.

Howard Jacobson

Great Best Great Things Reason Jokes

Sure, I'm sensitive about my weight. I don't do fat jokes.

Fat Jokes Sure Weight Sensitive

I didn't want to do a throwaway, mindless movie with fart jokes just to make 6-year-olds laugh. I want to provide my children with some substance.

Children Laugh Want Fart Jokes Just

We were watching the first series recently, and it has a charm, a kind of amateur charm. At that point we didn't involve ourselves technically at all - we just messed about and told our jokes - and it looks a bit like that.

Jennifer Saunders

Looks Kind First Watching Jokes Our

I've never considered stand-up. Luckily I'm given great lines to say. I'm not sure how great my timing would be if I actually had to come up with my own jokes.

Great Timing Say My Own Never Jokes

When I was 14, I thought I was the coolest kid in school because I told everyone the jokes in FHM.

School Thought Kid Everyone Jokes

The one and only thing that every comic agrees on is that you do not steal jokes.

You Jokes Only Steal Comic Every

I'm kind of a nerd. A square. And I'm terrible at telling jokes. I always forget the punch line.

Forget Kind Always Line Jokes Punch

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