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Chelsea Handler Quotes

I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't make any sense.

Chelsea Handler

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 25, 1975

Topics

Love Stupid Joke Something Sense

The bracelet says 'Fear Nothing.' It was given to me by my friends, and it was made for me and my friends during the period of time that I was going through chemotherapy. And I still wear it, because it's a great reminder of friendship and how my buddies and others came together in my time of need.

Friendship Fear Great Time Together

I remember the first time I put on the Army uniform. I just felt like a totally different person - I felt proud.

Time Proud Remember Uniform Person

The internet interprets censorship as damage and routes around it.

Internet Censorship Damage Around

I don't want a performance to give me everything. You can look at Charlotte Rampling in '45 Years,' and you don't really know what she's thinking, but you know something interesting is happening.

Me Performance Thinking Interesting

I've had people come up to me after the show and say, 'Why did you not make fun of Pakistan?' People are actually upset you didn't talk about them.

Fun People Me You Say Upset

I usually play disenfranchised youth.

Youth Play Disenfranchised

People who read my books have an open mind when it comes to new, bizarre, interesting and exciting ideas.

People Mind Ideas Interesting New

My expectations for myself were never high. I had a very unusual way of writing songs and of thinking about music. I wasn't at all like Bob Dylan or Simon and Garfunkel. I was completely different - I didn't have a David Geffen at my side.

Music Myself Writing Thinking Way

I like being a strong, independent woman, and to be honest, I was never afraid to be on my own.

Woman Strong Independent Woman My Own

What's dangerous is the concentration of wealth in the hands of a few individuals.

Hands Wealth Dangerous Concentration

In twenty years I've never had a day when I didn't have to think about someone else's needs. And this means the writing has to be fitted around it.

Day Writing Think Someone Never

There are moments of opportunity for families; moments they need to put technology away. These include: no phones or texting during meals. No phones or texting when parents pick up children at school - a child is looking to make eye contact with a parent!

Technology Opportunity Children Child

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