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I was always the guy who made jokes and ribbed people at parties. After I went to the American Academy of Dramatic Arts I got sidetracked into clubs and started doing comedy.

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I'm not particularly fond of Shoah jokes, yet there is one I cannot forget: Why was Auschwitz an optimistic place? Because all the pessimists were already in New York by then.

New York Place New Forget Why Jokes

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

Care Kid Jokes Appropriate

I tell jokes, and I have fun, but I tend to worry about everybody and everything throughout the entire world.

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Remember, if you do the same act for 20, 30 years it gets a little boring unless you've got something else going for you... And the orchestra really kept you going. They'd laugh at all your jokes, even if they'd been hearing them for the last 30 years.

Donald O'Connor

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Girls who use jokes to be nasty are often hiding other feelings they are struggling to express.

Feelings Jokes Hiding Nasty Who Use

What I'm doing in the work I do, I prefer not to just have a series of jokes. It's nice when audiences can connect with the characters as well.

Christopher Guest

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My driver Kellie Frost and I would race these fellows home and they were always faster on the highway. We did the same with Daniel and his driver, and thus began a long series of jokes and competitions to alleviate the impossible hours and tensions this film provoked.

Madeleine Stowe

Home Impossible Long Race Jokes

There was a sea of change in comedy in the late 1950s and '60s. We were dealing with vignettes as opposed to jokes. We were more socially aware.

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The jokes are great but what really matters for a comedian is his performance, his whole attitude, and the laughs that he gets between the jokes rather than on top of the jokes.

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When I visited Chechnya, I was taken aback at first because people would regularly make jokes about kidnapping me.

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Some comics don't like it when people talk during the set, and it does get a little bit annoying after awhile, but I basically let people dictate what jokes I'm going to do.

Gabriel Iglesias

People Talk Jokes Little Annoying

I make jokes. That's what I do.

I'm pretty goofy. I laugh at my own jokes.

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I have jokes I've told before and will tell again, but my favorite part of the night is talking to the crowd.

Paula Poundstone

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I'm not the type of guy who's funny in the room. I'm the guy who's funny late at night on a computer, trying to construct jokes.

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I think all art - even one as lowly as making jokes about celebrities - is there to make a connection.

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There's a few tunes of mine that don't have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous point of view somewhere.

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I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.

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I initially signed up for Twitter just to do jokes I wasn't going to do in my stand-up routine.

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Humorists are using Twitter to tell jokes in an interesting way. It doesn't have to be profound, and it doesn't have to be earth-shaking, but it is transformative.

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Fat jokes aren't relevant, but they're hilarious when you find them.

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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.

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Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy.

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