Jeff Dunham Quotes

Up until college age I was using the typical little-boy dummy that sits on the knee and makes woodpecker jokes. My first original character didn't happen until later, and that was Jose the Jalapeno on a Stick.

Jeff Dunham

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The core of what I do is solve problems, whether that's in graphic engine flow or rockets. I like working on things that are going to have an impact one way or the other.

John Carmack

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Homosexuality is like the weather. It just is.

Andrew Sullivan

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I seem to get a general reaction at just, like, 'Oh! A mustache!' but mostly people are fine with it. But I don't actually do it for the ladies. It's more a guy thing, an appreciation. All the dudes want to do it, but they don't have the balls to do it, so they just give me the nod.

Steven Adams

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'The Waking Dark' is about what happens when something awakens a town's darkest impulses and unleashes them on the world.

Robin Wasserman

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I think it's true of every great comedy that it's rooted in some dramatic, incredibly personal truth. And it's true of all great drama that there has to be comedy.

Lucas Hedges

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Getting stress out of your life takes more than prayer alone. You must take action to make changes and stop doing whatever is causing the stress. You can learn to calm down in the way you handle things.

Joyce Meyer

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I am mindful that the goal of protest is not more protest, but the goal of protest is change.

DeRay Mckesson

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While shooting for 'Kodi' at Pollachi, I got this new idea for 'VIP 2'.

Dhanush

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You can't get mad at weather because weather's not about you. Apply that lesson to most other aspects of life.

Douglas Coupland

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I am fond of them, of the inferior beings of the abyss, of those who are full of longing.

Richard Wagner

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I won't make a movie for money ever again.

Ryan Phillippe

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I've been training jiu-jitsu for a while. It just didn't really click in my brain. Maybe sometimes I get a bit lazy. By the time I realize I'm in trouble, I'm already caught. You can't really think about it. You've got to just react as it happens.

Mark Hunt

TimeTrainingBrainThinkYouLazy

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