Jay Leno told me once, 'Don't do jokes about things you don't know about.'
Bill Engvall
Recitation: by Male by Female
Before I do anything, I think, well what hasn't been seen. Sometimes, that turns out to be something ghastly and not fit for society. And sometimes that inspiration becomes something that's really worthwhile.
Jim Carrey
SocietyThinkSometimesInspiration
There could have been more planning in New Orleans, but you look at all the devastation that happened there - have we gotten to 3,000 deaths yet? For that magnitude of a disaster, that's not all that bad.
John Hickenlooper
PlanningYouLookBadNewMore
Either 'Deuce Coupe' has aged badly, or I have. I suspect it's the latter.
Robert Gottlieb
EitherSuspectAgedLatterBadly
I think that we should take the tragedy that happened in Newtown and have a full comprehensive dialogue about all issues, whether it has to do with mental health, whether it has to do with the social decline of our young people and some of the things that they are exposed to, whether it has to do with the firearms and guns.
Ann Wagner
HealthPeopleThinkMental Health
You have to understand that once an indictment has been signed, all countries that are signature to the U.N. charter will hand a person straight over. You don't have to go through the normal extradition process.
Tony Greig
ProcessYouPersonUnderstandHand
Alaska Airlines and I have a lot in common, so coming together to delight travelers with savory, high quality food from the Pacific Northwest made sense.
Tom Douglas
FoodQualityTogetherAlaskaHigh
One of my last few vices is coffee, but with a spot of almond or soymilk, it's never tasted better!
Michelle Forbes
CoffeeBetterNeverVicesLastFew
As far as being locked into one certain thing, that's not what I want to do. I just want the opportunity to go off and do something else, whether it's plays or musicals or whatever.
Dominic Sherwood
OpportunityGoWantWhateverOff
What we have is two important values in conflict: freedom of speech and our desire for healthy campaigns in a healthy democracy. You can't have both.
Dick Gephardt
FreedomConflictDemocracyYou
People will always try to change you. They will always want you to be who they want you to be. That's fine because I'll always be exactly who I want to be.
Draymond Green
ChangePeopleYouWantWillTry
Computer-generated monsters - people shoot them all day with videogames, you know, so kids aren't going to be afraid of that. People are getting immune to scares.
David Slade
DayPeopleYouKnowAfraidMonsters
Here in the United States, our profession is much maligned, people simply don't trust or like journalists anymore and that's sad.
Christiane Amanpour
SadTrustPeopleUnitedHereLike
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