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Jokes Quotes

I like to smile a lot before going in the car. I make jokes, even on the grid, and then I can still manage to focus when it counts.

Romain Grosjean

Smile Car Focus I Can Jokes Going

Personally - and I don't mean to brag - my jokes have been falling flat for most of my life.

Life My Life Mean Falling Jokes

Every comedian comes to a fork in the road where they have to decide if they're going to make jokes about other people or make jokes about themselves. I chose myself.

Myself People Road Jokes Decide

It was not easy to get to where I am. My challenge is to learn to deal with the jokes that are common among men that I heard and continue to hear sometimes among men.

Maria das Gracas Silva Foster

Challenge Men I Am Learn Easy Jokes

I think you make better jokes when you don't break logic for the joke, unless you make a movie just about jokes.

Michael Lehmann

Think Better Logic You Jokes Break

I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh.

People Laugh Artist Try Jokes Tell

I have five boys in the family, and it's constant competition, sport, humor, and practical jokes.

Family Humor Competition Jokes Five

In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.

Society Jokes Laughs Before Heard

I just do jokes about real situations, pure observation.

Observation Real Jokes Pure Just

I loved doing 'The Family' with Eunice and Mama. They were very interesting because there were no jokes written into those sketches. It was all character-driven. And sometimes it got a little heavy.

Family Loved Interesting Doing Jokes

All of my jokes were about not being able to meet anybody. I didn't have any insight into anything - even my own insecurities.

Meet My Own Insight Jokes Anything

We adore babies because they're so cute. And, of course, we are amused by jokes because they are funny. This is all backwards. It is. And Darwin shows us why.

Funny Cute Why Backwards Jokes Us

Gratuitous fat jokes always hurt, no matter what.

Hurt Fat Matter Always Jokes

Melissa and I both say we don't write very good jokes.

Good Say Write Jokes Very Both

I exaggerate all our selves, our beings. I make fun of everything: of our life and what we are. But I don't tell jokes, really. I just exaggerate life, and it comes out funny.

Life Funny Fun Everything Out Jokes

I never ceased to be surprised when southern whites, at their homes or clubs, told racial jokes and spoke so derogatorily of blacks while longtime servants, for whom they quite clearly had some affection, were well within earshot.

Walter Cronkite

Affection Never Racial Jokes Within

Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punchline.

Love Ideas Short Jokes I Love

I love films that make you feel something but also deliver that payload behind jokes.

Love Feel You Jokes Something Make

There's a difference between hiring writers and stealing jokes.

Difference Stealing Jokes Hiring

But it's fun to be something, have that, and you don't have to be real. It's like, comedians. They go on and they're doing all these jokes. I would be like that if I were more awake.

Fun Doing You Go More Jokes

There's a million jokes about what's going on with Batman and Robin. It's a classic thing to call out the homoerotic nature of the men's adventure show.

Christopher McCulloch

Nature Men Adventure Classic Jokes

Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline.

Feel Bad Stop Person Jokes Just

I have a couple of jokes that are politically oriented, but it just sickens me to do them.

Me Jokes Just Them Oriented Couple

All my life, my immediate response to emotional pain has been to make jokes. Lots of jokes.

Karen Salmansohn

Life Pain My Life Emotional Jokes

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