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Kathy Griffin Quotes

I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: November 4, 1961

Topics

People Laugh Artist Try Jokes Tell

I like doing them and they're ridiculous and the actors can improvise a lot, and they don't have to be really realistic characters that hit a very specific tone as in a feature film. They're really fun, I want to make more of them definitely.

Fun Doing Ridiculous Want More Tone

I think people who meet me just pretty much get what I am about.

I Am People Me Think Meet Pretty

Education, when delivered properly, can benefit a lot of people and make productive citizens out of those otherwise given no hope.

Education Hope People Out No Hope

I don't write as much now as I used to, but I write. The lines still come, maybe periodically, and I'll go through these little bursts of time where I write a lot of things then a long period of time where maybe I don't write anything.

Time Long Go Now Write Anything

Well, yeah, I sang to some songs on the radio or in the shower.

Stephen Malkmus

Radio Shower Well Songs Some Yeah

I think I have an adrenaline addiction, no question about that.

Think Addiction Question Adrenaline

Yes, you can feel very alone as a poet and you sometimes think, is it worth it? Is it worth carrying on? But because there were other poets, you became part of a scene. Even though they were very different writers, it made it easier because you were together.

Alone Together Think Feel Worth You

I think in life, the sense of humor and comedy always exists.

Life Humor Think Comedy Always

It's something you dream about as a kid. Like when you play all those NCAA video games as a kid and you create your own player and win the Heisman with a bunch of crazy numbers. It's the biggest, most prestigious award in college football, so it'd definitely be a dream come true.

Football College Crazy Win Award

Even now that I'm married and 28, my room's still intact the way it was when I went to high school.

Jordana Brewster

School High School Now Way High

If you do a joke that's really old, then what happens is people on Reddit and Twitter just go, 'Real original, you're just doing old jokes!' But bands do it all the time.

Time People Doing You Go Jokes

I was a library rat and a bookworm. I read all the time. I walked to school reading books. I read under my desk.

Time School Reading Library Desk

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