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Ron Shock Quotes

I can't write a joke. I could never write. I do a lot of stories and I call them stories, but they're just comedy recitals on a given subject.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: October 19, 1942 - May 17, 2012

Topics

Comedy Never Write Joke Call Just

Government intervention only hurts; it doesn't help.

Jimmy John Liautaud

Government Help Only Intervention

My parents always threw everything out, gave everything away. I'm surprised they never threw me away. That's why I've always kept my children's things. My parents had no feelings for belongings.

Children Parents Me Feelings Why

There is something essentially sanguine about me, which I am inclined to attribute to the fact that I was born by caesarean section. It must affect you.

I Am Me You Born Affect Something

I'd like to be with an interesting man who is understanding about having a busy partner.

Man Busy Partner Interesting Like

I don't think anyone can even come close to the beauty of Madhuri Dixit.

Rithvik Dhanjani

Beauty Think Close Come Even Anyone

As the middle begins to feel safe enough to accept some of the so-called radical thinking, ideas move to the middle and a new edge is created.

Ideas Thinking Feel Enough Edge New

The real secret to guacamole is that you use exactly the elements that you need, which is cilantro, onion, tomato, and jalapenos. And, of course, avocado.

You Tomato Secret Need Real Onion

I can eat whatever I want, and I don't get over 145 pounds. A lot of the guys who fight at 125 pounds, they get pretty big, and when it gets closer to the fight, they're walking around at 135 pounds. For me, I try to stay the same weight I typically walk around at.

Demetrious Johnson

Walk Fight Me Walking I Can Want

People understand about family; people understand about being in situations where you have to be brave. People get falling in love.

Deborah Mailman

Family Love People Brave You Get

I really liked Yale, although it was extremely intimidating. When I visited the campus, I was hiding behind trees, I felt so unworthy.

Trees Hiding Behind Campus Unworthy

In my next lifetime, I want to come back as a composer.

Back Want Next Lifetime Come

It's great working with my sister, because we are very close as a family - my brother, my sister and myself. We have a great relationship.

Family Relationship Great Myself

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