I make a joke that I'm the Internet curmudgeon, but 'wary' is a good way to put it.
Bill Keller
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Most people are used to the T.V. comedy method of one joke every 18 seconds. And that's why it's not funny... There's no time for anything to develop.
Ron Shock
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I receive underwear - some clean, some not. No joke. My assistant who helps me with my fan mail constantly threatens to quit because of what we get sent.
Alex O'Loughlin
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The really funny moments you notice throughout your life are very seldom generated by one person telling a joke.
Ronnie Corbett
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The joke of our time is the suicide of intention.
Theodor W. Adorno
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I think I'm a good joke writer. I'm also very scared that the last joke I wrote is the last joke I'll ever write.
Michelle Wolf
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I'm not the type of person who thinks up a joke and has to tell everyone.
Samuel Larsen
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I joke that one of the rare times Egyptians identify as African is when the national soccer squad is playing in the African Cup of Nations - and preferably winning it.
Mona Eltahawy
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I found, especially with stand-up, that if a premise works, you can make the joke work. If a premise doesn't work, you can't force it to.
Nick Kroll
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Housekeeping ain't no joke.
Louisa May Alcott
JokeHousekeeping
I laugh and joke, but I don't get distracted very easily.
LeBron James
LaughJokeGetDistractedVery
I know when it's time to joke and when it's time to be serious. As far as football goes, I'm serious.
Jason Pierre-Paul
TimeFootballSeriousKnowJokeFar
There's a joke that, if you can ride through Texas with somebody, which is 700 miles of just straight, flat freeway riding, then you can be friends with them forever.
Katee Sackhoff
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I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke.
Don Rickles
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Death's an old joke, but each individual encounters it anew.
Ivan Turgenev
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Slavery is nothing to joke about. The history of this nation's involvement with slavery is nothing to pass off in a joke.
Douglas Wilder
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My family joke that I'm really a very senior person who accidentally happens to be 11.
Adora Svitak
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I am so happy that I married a comedy writer. He's never not without a joke. No matter where we are.
Christa Miller
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The bravest artists I've ever known have always been graf artists. Risking your life and your freedom is no joke.
El-P
LifeFreedomAlwaysJokeArtists
Anything where we're the butt of the joke, no one tells us about it.
Chris Martin
ButtJokeAnythingWhereUsAbout
We joke that St. Louis people love their own.
Becky Sauerbrunn
LovePeopleJokeOwnSt. Louis
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke.
Brendan Behan
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Venom was a joke in the '80s, their heavy metal music sucked big time, and I really have no interest in them - not then, not now.
Varg Vikernes
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The gods too are fond of a joke.
Aristotle
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