American - Comedian | June 8, 1933 - September 4, 2014
You hear things about certain people. When you hear someone was mean to a limo driver or a wardrobe lady, or someone was rotten to a fan, somewhere in your brain it gets stuck.
Joan Rivers
PeopleBrainSomeoneLadyYouMean
You've gotta understand - when you interview someone, it's not an interrogation. It's not the Nuremberg Trials.
SomeoneYouUnderstandTrialsGotta
Life does not measure up to performing... Performing is perfect.
LifeMeasurePerfectUpPerforming
The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.
BeautyNeverIdealFoundFugitive
Comedy is a very rough beat. It's no holds barred, as it should be.
ComedyBeatRoughShouldVeryHolds
Nobody wants to hear that you met Harry Truman... I met Harry Truman... But you know what I mean? Nobody's interested. They want to know you met Rihanna. And that kills me.
MeYouNobodyKnowWantMean
Show business is - you're there by somebody's fluke. And as long as somebody likes you, and the show is going well, you're fine. I'd do anything. There's so much I want to do.
BusinessLongYouWantAnything
Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top.
StriveOilTopAnythingSwimUs
Never floss with a stranger.
FunnyNeverStranger
Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
FoodFatHerFavoriteSeconds
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
StomachThighsCoversThemFlabby
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
GirlBeautifulLittleWhoFemale
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