American - Comedian | June 8, 1933 - September 4, 2014
When I am on E! for the 'Fashion Police,' I only care about being a critic. It loses me many friends.
Joan Rivers
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I will work as hard as I do because I love it.
WorkLoveWillHardBecauseI Love
My career is as an actress. I am an actress playing a comedienne.
I AmCareerPlayingActressAm
Being Jewish has always been important to me. I now have 6M tattooed on the inside of my left arm. It's only a half-inch, but every time anyone sees it, they're reminded of the six million who perished, and so am I.
TimeMeImportantNowInsideJewish
I get butterflies before I go out to say hello at a party.
PartyGoSayHelloOutGet
I would not want to live if I could not perform. It's in my will. I am not to be revived unless I can do an hour of stand-up.
LiveI AmI CanWantWillWould
With plastic surgery, the general anesthetic is like a black-velvety sleep, and that's what death is - without waking up to someone clapping and going, 'Joan, wake up, it's all over and you're looking pretty'.
DeathSleepLookingWake UpSomeone
Your child is never not your child. You can be 90 and your mother 120, but your mother is still worried about you.
MotherChildYouNeverYour Child
I love Vines. You make this 6.4-second drama, and you can reach 6 million viewer, and make people laugh. I find it so fabulous.
LovePeopleLaughReachYouFind
I have no line. If I think it's funny, it's funny.
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All my way through college, I worked my way as a window dresser for Lord & Taylor, so I always liked fashion. I always loved fashion and I love that we can do it and not take it seriously.
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What makes me laugh is, of course, the absurd, the horror - anything that upsets me.
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