American - Comedian | June 8, 1933 - September 4, 2014
Comedy is learning to be funny, and you learn to be funny in small rooms with young audiences.
Joan Rivers
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Everyone forgets comedians are actors. There's no question about it. A Robin Williams cannot say the same line every night for 40 weeks and make it sound fresh unless he's doing an acting job.
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I am never honored. My career is hilarious to me. I am either under the radar or over the radar.
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I hate old people, I hate children. I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool.
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When I turn down work, I feel guilty, I feel terrible; I don't know where the next job is going to come from.
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I love the Internet, and I love that you can say whatever you want.
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My audiences get younger all the time.
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It's like, God, I'm in my 80s. Nobody, when I die, is going to say, 'How young?' They're going to say she had a great ride.
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Prince Charles is so funny. So, so funny.
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I've always been salaried; I've never owned anything. I've done very well, lived very well.
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Any comic is a very good actor. Look at Don Rickles. He is saying the same joke every night for 20 years and making it look like he just thought of it.
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I'm a New York girl. I come out of New York theater.
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