Joan Rivers Quotes

Life does not measure up to performing... Performing is perfect.

Joan Rivers

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: June 8, 1933 - September 4, 2014

Topics

LifeMeasurePerfectUpPerforming

I always figured Metropolis was north of New York, actually. Between New York and Boston, in my mind.

Jim Lee

New YorkMindNewBostonAlways

Our dresses take a long time to make.

Jenny Packham

TimeLongLong TimeDressesTake

The French cook; we open tins.

John Galsworthy

FoodOpenCookFrench

Asking a critic to name his favorite book is like asking a butcher to name his favorite pig.

John McCarthy

BookNamePigCriticButcherAsking

Speech was given to the ordinary sort or men, whereby to communicate their mind; but to wise men, whereby to conceal it.

Robert South

MenWiseMindSpeechWise MenSort

People think that it is negative, but in fact, chaos can be very fertile.

Robert Lepage

PeopleChaosNegativeThinkFact

The Saylor Foundation is meant to be a gadfly to encourage Google, Apple, MIT, Harvard, the United States government, and the Chinese government to aggressively pursue digital education.

Michael J. Saylor

EducationGovernmentFoundationApple

The Opera is obviously the first draft of a fine spectacle; it suggests the idea of one.

Jean de la Bruyere

FirstOperaFineDraftIdea

Wars such as those which have occurred in Iraq only allow hatred, violence and terror to proliferate.

Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero

ViolenceHatredOnlyAllowThose

I still love R&B - I kind of literally listen to everything.

Chris Lane

LoveKindListenEverythingStill

Georgia has some really tough allergies.

Brooke Elliott

ToughGeorgiaSomeReally

Will Shatner, Jonathan Frakes of Star Trek have already put novels out.

Bruce Boxleitner

WillOutStarNovelsPutTrek

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